Thank you! I didn't know Tennessee had its own princesses!

(You know, the weird part is that this particular batch of OGP entries comes from a completely different state!)

"Hi. This is always the hard part, trying to sell yourself in words."


Pffffftt. You think that's hard, try and sell yourself using Sudoku....

"Isn't life grand, its what ever you make it."

You'll have to make a lot more than a grand, I'm afraid.

"not sure what the heck im doing.....yeah so...im not very good at this...you either like it or ya dont..what more is there?..."

Substance? Content? Information?

"I hate this part....I'm a very laid back person. I've looked at some of the profiles and they all look so mundane...."

Perfect terminology! Thank you!

"i am so blessed to be loved by a God"

Bacchus? Lucifer? Care to narrow it down a bit?

I always assume it's Molech.

"I am a Gemini and fit the description, because I can be laid back or busy running around."

Strange how Geminis are the only ones who can do that....!

"I enjoy Pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, I'm not into health food, and yes I have half a brain! Oh what to say on here? "

I don't know.... Do you know any more cheezy songs?

"I know we have all been there you look at the screen and wonder what you can say about youself to attract that perfect someone special. Well I really dont have a clue either but lets face it most people tell you what you want to see and hear and after you meet them you question whether or not its the same person."

My FIRST question is usually "How the hell do I get out of here?"
Because by then I already KNOW it's not the same person....

"I really don't have much expericent with this on stuff, but I thought I would give it a try. I'll write more later. kkkkkaeanfdla; jfdaoeirjen jdfkalnefanklfdjojdowaheowaijfeio jkguytg7uygjkhi "

I'm not sure which of those two sentences is more confusing.

The second one is Dutch, I think she's making a statement about the European Union.

"I despise anything vulgar but have a varied sense of humor."




I guess that eliminates me.

"I'm moody for no apparent reason except that I'm a Moon-child(Cancer). A little loopy at times...a little stupid,even. I'm not sure I'm fit for man or beast....next mood swing in 5 minutes...."

Likewise, the spark went right out of my life, but with self medication, went to transmission gully & caught a couple of thousand amps

This is the funniest thread in this community! You guys have me cracking up. So witty!

Thanks for the laughs!

"I'd would like to meet a girl who is bipolar, who likes to gamble, drink, drug, cheat, lie,has the personality of a rattle snake, and the sense of humor of a grizzle bear with a chapped a__, live from paycheck to pay check, wants no romance and nags and complains when I get home from work, or be passed out. Don't bother contacting me unless you plan to stay on this site forever, I take my internet dating seriously and its very important to me."

It's like looking in a mirror. Only the words weren't all turned around the wrong way.

"Tired of playing solitaire. "

It's these pivotal, introspective moments in life, where you look deep inside your soul and find the inspiration to change, that are truly special.

"I try to keep my weight commensurate to my height. "

You must be taller than you look.

"Enter by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it. Because narrow is the gate and difficult is the way which leads to life, and there are few who find it."

Is this like a really old re-run of Let's Make a Deal?