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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"Do you have crab legs?"
Why, am I walking sideways? |
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"WELL I AM A LADY AS WELL PERSON WHO ENJOY THE WORLD . I AM 5"3 WEIGHT 99.5 PONDS AND DARK BROWN HAIR AND BLUE GRAY EYES. LOVE THING OUT SIDE. IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE. LEAVE ME. MESSAGES."
It's really none of my business where your love thing is. |
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"Well I'm not that good looking since I've seen all the profiles."
New theory -- the more profiles you read, the worse you look. I always thought it was -- the more profiles you read, the worse THEY looked. That may have been an error. |
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"looking for a great man someone to hang out with and have fun.maybe have a business plan to have with someone."
BusinessPlanDating.com -- another one of those great ideas that's there for the taking. |
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"Hello :-)Winged seeds are never found in fruits which do not open. Fruits which do not open. I can explain - winged seeds are never found in fruits which do not open."
Oooooh, I love the Discovery Channel. |
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"Get online to find out more about the kind of girl that I am, just by talking."
Wouldn't I have to be on line to be reading this in the first place? |
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"Well, first of all, I'm outgoing, fun, love to meet people near or far. Never a dual momemt......"
Yeah, dual momemts are just too....I don't know, bifurcated or something.... |
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"I'm usually quite at first but once I get to know you I'm not."
Quite what? |
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"lvrable,indepndnt,undrstndble&more......
hipls.to meet u here.thanks for reviewin my profiles hhere,sorry no more of me discribing or whats ever.am just me LOVERABLE,INDEPENDANT,HONESTTIE,AND RESPECTFUL,THOUGHTFUL,OPEN-MINDED" I think you'll do well here. |
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"I'm passionate , sweet and a litlle jealous, I don't like man love two girls on the time."
How about if he's a little late? |
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"I don't really drink and am NOT about the bar fly crowd." Hey, tngxl65, we've got us another pretend drinker here! They don't 'really' drink. And I don't 'really' look at women on the internet. |
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"I am handsome and very interesting as a person."
But as a warthog, I'm ugly and boring. |
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"im 43 looking for someone who will let me be me"
That depends. Are you Charles Manson? |
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"Hello! My name is Charlie, but all my friends call me Chazz. You can call me either one. "
Hi Chuck. |
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"Im not jugemental "
Lucky for you. |
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"I would like to find a woman who doesn't buy into the myth that there are no good guys out there. Someone who doesn't discount someone, that doesn't blow of someone just because they are a namless bio on a dating site."
Since we all start as a nameless bio, I'm guessing that's not why. |
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"THIS PROFILE WAS ESTABLISH BY THE WOMAN WHO IS SEEING MY HUSBAND. IT IS A BOGUS PROFILE AND SHOULD NOT BE PAID ATTENTION TO."
OK, no reason I should treat this one any differently from the other 70 trillion. |
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"Just searching for that special guy, I'm not sure where he is. Just searching for that special guy, I'm not sure where he is. Just searching for that special guy, I'm not sure where he is."
Look, Polly, I've got a new jingly bell for you! We'll hang it on the side of your cage so you can play with it when you're on your perch! |
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"THIS PROFILE WAS ESTABLISH BY THE WOMAN WHO IS SEEING MY HUSBAND. IT IS A BOGUS PROFILE AND SHOULD NOT BE PAID ATTENTION TO." OK, no reason I should treat this one any differently from the other 70 trillion. I can only assume that the woman seeing her husband isn't her, although I wouldn't completely rule it out. |
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"just checking this out will add more letter.........not surejust checking this out will add more letter.........not surejust checking this out will add more letter........."
Sure are a lot of colorful birds around here.... |
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