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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I really don't want to be on here"
But they said you'd never see your pet chinchilla alive again if you didn't fill out a profile? |
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"i luv to do stuff with animalss and sports"
Like tag team alligator wresting? |
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"**** your brains out. give u a ****job. lick all over u.hfjkdshgnjdkhfnkifd fjdijfkjiejwoijfijfweeoijfkjfgogkdjmrimnjdiikjfkiode jiedkkid iek e eiiwew iepoeioek ekiwek iopkutrkjjopklkdjfmk jdkfgjro"
All the good ones seem to spontaneously combust. |
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"Hi I'm looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with. How about you?"
I like Mexican food and camping. |
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"I like funny people.. Because I like to laugh. I do not like mean people, unless they are funny mean people. "
"Mean" is so much more palatable when everyone is laughing. |
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"hi i am a oness nice man no have to treat a lady i am wery roman tic nice carin"
He sent me a hello Princess email too!
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"prefer not to say XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX X X X X X ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZZZ Z Z Z Z Z ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ Z ZZZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ Z ZNNNNNNNNNNNZMMMMMMMMMMZMMM" Apparently I'm not the only one who fell asleep in the middle of that. Ain't Narcolepsy a *****??? lmao |
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"I AM A YOUNG LADY OF 26 YEARS YEARS OLD LOOKING FOR THE LUCK MAN WHO IS HONBLE,SINCER NOT A PLAY BOY.A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH OPEN MIND.I STAY IN UNITED STATE OF AMERICA."
So we're down to one now.... Hope the Luck Man is in that one.... |
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"no discripton trying to unsubscribe, but mean time I have 18 kids, a drug habit, a prison record, 67 piercings, 6 ex husbands and 12 baby daddys. Wouldn't you love to go out with me?"
No, but at least you have something to talk about. |
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"Hi i am just doing this earlie in the morning i will do better later."
Well, I'm still skeptical. |
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"I am looking for a man who is interested in exploring the great outdoors and indoors."
Oh my God, I found a yellow M&M under the coffee table! |
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"mkjkhjhhgfygfyhjgjhuiggydchgbjkhjguyfgjnlkk;lkjoijlmfckdewfjgorgrgj porugmfrgjtoiuhr lkregmlkg amlkju jgoijgngiglerngkr5ugto5rglkrtuhojrgjortujti5ouyt"
"Wheel of Fortune" has gotten a lot harder lately. |
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"good cook travleing bingo like fish camping i like dogand cats i injoy working for summer for ride company selling tickets im not look for money because i dont much just some interest in play games"
I've seen these before -- if you can unscramble it in 5 minutes, I think you win a folding chair or something. |
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"I am looking for someone who is physically, emotionally and financially present."
Right, because if they're physically, emotionally and financially absent, they're probably going to be hard to find. Most of the Enron people are in jail, though. |
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"sunsets, coffee houses, live theater, beach, walks, movies, mysteries, travel, new york city, my children, my job, icecream, brownies"
Things that are red....? Things that you eat....? Things that Billy Mays would spray Oxi-Clean on....? |
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i like dogand cats
Those are a very rare breed, those dogand cats. |
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"nothing to report"
OK, Jimmy, but keep your eyes open. I hear they have some sort of new tank. |
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"take a minute to realize that paying sites may be better for all of usI pray every day for each of you for your own safety do not includeyour name and address or phone number"
You have to admit, it's tempting, though. |
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"KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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"I am a single mother of twins. I'm 5'3" with brown hair and brown eyes. I have an average body type and look good for having twins. If you have a good heart and don't want any kids then I'm the woman for you."
Well, wait a minute, what did you do with the twins? |
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