Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"THIS PROFILE WAS ESTABLISH BY THE WOMAN WHO IS SEEING MY HUSBAND. IT IS A BOGUS PROFILE AND SHOULD NOT BE PAID ATTENTION TO." OK, no reason I should treat this one any differently from the other 70 trillion. I can only assume that the woman seeing her husband isn't her, although I wouldn't completely rule it out. What struck me a funny about that -- since she obviously has ACCESS to the profile, why doesn't she just change it? |
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"just dance, we'll be ok..dududududum..just dance, ok so i need a guy that could possibly be my boyfrinn, not a player, just a normal guy. ok, well lets talk. ?"
Not until they change your prescription. |
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"I am a liar and a cheater. Please date me. I am perfect in every way. Blah blah blah blah blah. flsdajflajlas;fldas;fjl;djal;ldajfl;asdjfl;ashfl;ajfl;dsjl;a"
Turns out that some people's heads can just explode for no apparent reason. |
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"I am attempting to delete this profile. "
The textbook example of beating a dead horse. |
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"I'm just here. i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here"
Prove it. |
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"I would like to think more about this as it is clearly an important place to put relevant information."
This is NOT the Arby's application. That's room 504, down the hall. |
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"I am one sexy woman. The kind you dont find very often. Im one of a kind. Im probably the sexiest woman on here. So sorry woman I will soon get ALL of your men."
Oh, big deal. Nobody else wants the men anyway. |
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"l.kmnb;lkjgllkjbvbjkllkbbjl;lbvbjklplwksdfvokl,wdfnvoiwkegtfesdkjsjthere ae manty\ thingsd tat are holding me backlkjhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Especially your fingers, I'm guessing.... |
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"i hate guys who horn there woman."
I'm assuming that's some sort of regional expression. |
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"Wassup Everyone. Just on here looking for open minded and muture coversations."
If you muture coversations, no one can hear them. |
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"i have brown hair hazel eyes im 5ft 3inches tall i don't work so i just stay at home and work sometimes"
And I thought I had a bad memory.... |
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"l.kmnb;lkjgllkjbvbjkllkbbjl;lbvbjklplwksdfvokl,wdfnvoiwkegtfesdkjsjthere ae manty\ thingsd tat are holding me backlkjhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Especially your fingers, I'm guessing.... It's almost like alzheimers. A moment of clarity surrounded by incomprehensible gibberish. |
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"Im in no way interesting anymore, life is a pathetic excuse for pain................crying is joyous......and when I look at you I hope it kills you inside forever........Im just as ****ed up as you.."
Rookie. |
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"I Want The Goosebumbs" Geese without jobs, then? OMG, Lex... I can't stop laughing at your comments... thanks for the great laughs. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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"I WILL BE TAKING THIS PAGE DOWN. EVERYONE THAT IVE TALKED TO THAT ISNT A ****ING NUT BAG... IT WAS NICE GETTING TO KNOW YOU. BUT FOR THAT SICK PERVERT THAT I MESSED UP AN GAVE MY NUMBER TO"
This should be the next eHarmony commercial. |
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"delete. delte delete delete delete delete delete not interested,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, not interested not interested helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
I just can't believe that these people are still single.... |
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"People will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you. If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is."
I've been saying the same thing since 1947. Nobody listens. |
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"I WILL BE TAKING THIS PAGE DOWN. EVERYONE THAT IVE TALKED TO THAT ISNT A ****ING NUT BAG... IT WAS NICE GETTING TO KNOW YOU. BUT FOR THAT SICK PERVERT THAT I MESSED UP AN GAVE MY NUMBER TO" This should be the next eHarmony commercial. ![]() |
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"I am a very down to earth kind of woman. Unique, some say. "
Not if your profile is any indication. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Thu 02/05/09 08:08 PM
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"Hello. I thought I would join the "dating pool" (ie. fish pool) since I would like to meet someone. "
I joined because I missed the rollercoaster, drama, deceit and game playing that is dating. |
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