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Sat 06/13/09 10:57 AM



I think it is good. You might want to separate that long long second paragraph into several shorter ones. As is, it's a tough read.

Thanks for the advice, I went and did this...what do you think now? Is it better to read?


Yes, much better... smitten


THANK YOU!flowerforyou

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Sat 06/13/09 10:29 AM

I think it is good. You might want to separate that long long second paragraph into several shorter ones. As is, it's a tough read.

Thanks for the advice, I went and did this...what do you think now? Is it better to read?

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Sat 06/13/09 01:11 AM
I love these......thank you for posting!!!:smile:

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Sat 06/13/09 01:05 AM
topic is rate my profile

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Sat 06/13/09 01:03 AM
flowerforyou flowerforyou bigsmile bigsmile

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Sat 06/13/09 12:13 AM
hold on...gonna check....trying to figure out what flavor to try ;) hehehetongue2

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Sat 06/13/09 12:06 AM

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway - but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).


The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
chocolate Calculator.

bigsmile :banana:




OMGosh this is SOOO coool!!!!!!

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Fri 06/12/09 11:51 PM
new love you are establishing it and trying to find your "nitch" , old love you are in a secure comfort of where you two are at.

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Fri 06/12/09 11:47 PM

so yea im in the army and im training in ft sam houston texas and i have no clue what this site is about so im gonna give it a shot


hey! Hello there!!waving

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Fri 06/12/09 11:45 PM

I wonder why alot of what's written can be taken the wrong way so often??? Humor is such a vital and complex thing isn't it? Where are all the silly sarcastic 30 and 40 something people out there? What do some of you think about using sarcasm, teasing, and overly serious people?



I agree...I am full of humor and sarcasm....Gotta enjoy life.....

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Fri 06/12/09 10:32 PM




Same here

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Fri 06/12/09 10:18 PM
Thats great! :)

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Fri 06/12/09 09:09 PM

My brother and mom both had weak stomachs so I played on this many times as a kid. The best was our neighbors cat got into our basement and vomited. Of course my mom found it and called me down to clean it up. Unfortunately the cat had worms so there were these little white maggot like worms in the cats vomit. My brother came down with another bucket to put the cat vomit in and as he gave it to me I pulled a worm out of the cats vomit and ate it. My brother and mom proceeded to fill the bucket with their own vomitbigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile I was one happy little kid.


EWWWWWWW!!! now you have worms! lol sick ill

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Fri 06/12/09 06:46 PM

I do not understand the women on these dating sites. I email them whn i am interested in them and then get no response back. Am i like ugly or unattractive or something? All i want is a girlfriend and its so ridiculous that the women on ANY dating site completely ignores me. Im usually a nice sweet guy and will treat any girl with the highest respect. I just don't understand what i am doing wrong.


You know what, I used to feel the same way as you, but i realize this IS a dating site and its like window shopping with hundreds to choose from, doesnt mean there is anything wrong with you, just means the ones that dont reply arent for you....some people are shallow and want certain things that really dont make a relationship last...be patient, the right one will come when its meant to be..I have been single for a looooong time and think i am a great catch and when the right one comes into my life i know it will be good.
There will always be someone nicer looking, smarter, better car, house, clothes, more $ ect... but honestly, all that doesnt really matter..its whether you two are compatable....

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Fri 06/12/09 06:33 PM
go out & have a couple drinks and listen to music/kaeoke (sp) & have girls night out

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Fri 06/12/09 06:30 PM

Oh to be 31 again! frustrated


I hear ya!

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Fri 06/12/09 06:29 PM

Wouldn't it be more enjoyable to guess their job or sexual deviation?


hey, is there a limit on games...maybe next topic :wink:

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Fri 06/12/09 06:27 PM

i was so thirsty, and it was hot that summer, and i got a milk out of the machine, and was gulping it down, and i swallowed a dead mouse whole(felt the fur) and didn't feel good for the rest of the day, but i couldn't puke either...i tried! it was disgusting!!!sick sick sick sick sick sick sick

the idea of it was the worst!.....and i've also had a seagull **** in my mouth while looking up while i was tossing anchovies.....it just landed right in there.....

a year ago, smeone was saying "that tastes like ****!!!" and i said.....no it don't.........


OMGOD!! EWWWWWWWWW!!! Dead mouse! sick sick sick
I think i'd be calling a 1-800 # on the back of that bottle!

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Fri 06/12/09 06:25 PM
Edited by sweetsimplesassy on Fri 06/12/09 06:25 PM
When my sister and I were kids, my sister LOVED the pickle juice from the jars of pickles....one day she saw a jar in the fridge empty but it looked like pickle juice in it and she took a huge chug of it only to find out it was fish emultion mix(plant food) rofl

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Fri 06/12/09 06:12 PM

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I love ya myteemouse, THANK YOU!!!!!! :D