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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the ***** has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bull****! 13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest. 14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble. 15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. 'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and share to any of your buddies and or your girlfriends who is wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life , that might need a reason to smile! |
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arggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I cant take all this READINGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
 
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I love these......thank you for posting!!!
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all i seen was
"blah...blah...blah..." "blah...blah...blah..." "blah...blah...blah..." and so on... |
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wow...#15 is sooooooooooo true!!
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What's the 30 day diet?
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"11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. "
You bet!!! 
I want more vodka, please 
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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the ***** has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bull****! 13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest. 14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble. 15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. 'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and share to any of your buddies and or your girlfriends who is wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life , that might need a reason to smile! These are funny!!!
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TootSweet13: Liquid diet....
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Yeppers 15 was a true classic...........
thanks for the post |
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Yeppers 15 was a true classic...........
thanks for the post Agreed...gonna share these with my 16 year old daughter :) |
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