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Sun 06/14/09 07:29 PM
Still single
indifferent

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Sun 06/14/09 07:27 PM
Tank top and cut off leapard pring sleep pants

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Sun 06/14/09 07:26 PM

House slippers, an XXL T-shirt that says Big Daddy on it, and a pair of black cottom gym shorts (commando) noway , (hey, you asked :tongue: )


oh, and my dog tag glasses

Last night at the club I think I looked like this . . .






LOL rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 06/14/09 07:23 PM
My kids told me this joke,

They said When Obama became president, that pigs would fly, well....swine flu

bigsmile

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Sun 06/14/09 07:20 PM
having a green blob seizer

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Sun 06/14/09 05:18 PM


IS it that they want their women to have implants ?! OR Botox? What is the real Scoop, Men?spock

Just real women, with real parts....

Vanity is not flattering.... At least when you buy it....

Just be yourself.... Thats what is sexy....


Thats way cool..TY..nice to hear from a guy! :)

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Sun 06/14/09 04:28 PM
noway OH MY...maybe its really a hereditary gene....anyone else in the fam resemble you? :wink:

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Sat 06/13/09 11:03 PM
the guy above me is coloring his hair

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Sat 06/13/09 10:43 PM

i guess i'm wondering how one gets to the love stage without knowing they're married... ohwell


Totally agree..love isnt deceitful

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Sat 06/13/09 10:39 PM
1 Corinthians 13

Love is-Patient
Love is-kind
Love is-not jelous
Love -does not brag
Love is-not arrogant
Love-does not act unbecomingly
Love-does not seek its own
Love-is not provoked
Love-does not rejoice in unrighteousness
Love-rejoices with the truth
Love-bears all things
Love-believes all things
Love-hopes all things
Love-endures all things
Love-Never fails



God IS LOVE

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Sat 06/13/09 10:21 PM
Edited by sweetsimplesassy on Sat 06/13/09 10:21 PM


Who is hellen keller what what what what


OK, the name was misspelled it's Helen Keller.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller


Thank You for this link...quite interesting..she was a beautiful woman!

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Sat 06/13/09 10:18 PM

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"



LOL poor guy!tears lol laugh

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Sat 06/13/09 03:33 PM
jeans and a sports type bra with a red zippered hoodie & flip flops

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Sat 06/13/09 03:32 PM

How'd you like a sexual experience so intense it would change your political beliefs?drool drool drool



bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile blushing devil

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Sat 06/13/09 01:29 PM

Yeppers 15 was a true classic...........flowerforyou

thanks for the post


Agreed...gonna share these with my 16 year old daughter :)

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Sat 06/13/09 01:23 PM
LOL.....guess not...

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Sat 06/13/09 01:18 PM
My son told my daughter this joke who told me..I know it isnt very nice and I debated on repeating it, but it is funny....

What did Hellen Keller say when she was introduced to the cheese grater?

"That was a very violant book"

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Sat 06/13/09 01:15 PM
yes, My son did :):smile:

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Sat 06/13/09 11:04 AM

let me get yo digits


hi handsome!:tongue:

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Sat 06/13/09 10:58 AM

Pic #5 is cute+sexy.


blushing TY