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Holy where's the love???
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I like long hair on a man I can run my fingers through, I like the way they smell after a shower, I like the way they lift my face up to theirs for a kiss... and I like that they lift the couch up so I can vacuum under it. 
You would have loved me 8 years ago. lol. |
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Holy where's the love???
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I'm never against all women, but always interpreted that way.
I blame people for taking offense to innocent foreplay, lol. |
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I've got the "if you don't like my opinion, meet my 30-06" syndrome
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Hey?..........
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I would say that there's someone I would like to feel that way about, but not neccessarily that someone want's to feel that way about me.
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OP,Is that a bug up your butt, or are you just pleased to see me? 
Just happy to see you babe 
I feel special now. 
Well you should ####it. hmm, that may have been playing too rough, I sorry's. I think I'm drunk. |
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Or maybe the sheep are preparing to slaughter...
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So we're all screwed. I thought it was the other way around. *Disclaimer: (This post does not actually reflect my true feelings, I just like being roughed up by women)
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Take a look at it. From the top to the bottom and each bracket in between most if not all are paying taxes.(of one form or another). Some more other less... Yet one thing is perfectly clear to my eyes... Taxation is at saturation. Representation is little to none. and taxation is fixin to increase inless we show resolve. What say you? All the people who don't have jobs are not paying taxes. |
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Not all men are idiots (just the majority maybe) and not all women are full of themselves although alot of them are materialistic (or so it seems from a woman's perspective). So maybe not everyone is screwed.. unless they just want to be! 
Yes we are, ####it, idiots put food on the table!!!! lol.
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yes please 
Ooohhh shoot!! That wasn't an offer, was it? 
Don't tempt me! You might get precisely what you're asking for. |
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OP,Is that a bug up your butt, or are you just pleased to see me?
Just happy to see you babe
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whatever... start dating WOMEN then. *rolls eyes* Very deep, you should send that in to the reader's digest. They have a page for people like you. |
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Solid.
Wow, that's the first time that I haven't had any objection to a new profile. You win 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!! No just kidding, but if you're passing through Southern Louisiana I'll buy you a beer. Good profile, don't let it bother you if things don't work out though. Online dating is tricky. Oh yea, and watch out for the monkeys! They throw their poo! |
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So we're all screwed.
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Maybe it's just me but
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Maybe their parents are withholding sleep to keep them tired all the time. Might be a good strategy to try. Muahahah.
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HI
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Another victim ,, oops I mean member... hehe
Welcome to the zoo Look out for the mokeys, they throw poo! |
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ALL HAIL HENRY
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My brother Joey, you found him? Why do you keep calling him Henry?
Okay, how to identify a gecko, part one. Usually wild ones in the US don't get bigger than 2-3 inches, so if it's bigger, prolly not a gecko. Mediteranian gecko's (the most common breed that lives in the wild in the southern states) have translucent skin, almost like see-thru plastic. Head looks like a viper head. Triangular but harmless. If it has one of those throat thingys (the red thing that flashes when it sits on a tree and tries to find a mate) then it's not a gecko. Gecko's usually sleep during the day. |
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After the fact...
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So, I just got off the phone with my most recent ex-girlfriend. We talked for about an hour about life, how things are going and such, and it occurred to me. If she would have had some of the realizations about life that she's having right now, things may have worked out between us. As it stands, her ex-husband and her are getting back together, which is great. Her kids are exited, and she sounds like she's finally pulling her life back together. I am truly happy for her. But another weird thing occured to me while we were talking. This always happens to me. I spend months in a dead-end relationship with no future trying to help out here and there, just throw in my two cents when the moment is right, and give some guidance. Then a month after the breakup they end up doing all the things I was trying to encourage while we were dating and their life seems to right itself. Seems a very peculiar phenomenon. She even told me about some habits of mine that she now understands from her new perspective and how much better off she is now. Even though I'll probably be lonely for the rest of my life I guess I can take some comfort in the fact that people's lives seem to change for the better after knowing me. Thoughts? Anyone else seem to be stuck in this scenario? May I ask you, why were you initially attracted to a woman that had a drinking problem? And why did you remain in a partnership where you weren't loved, a dead end relationship? I find this fascinating....is it possible you like to 'rescue'? Or are attracted to women that are less? I find this a little flawed, is all...you are attracted to women with 'issues'...give them good advice, they move on, grow, and move into healthier relationships...and you don't... Perhaps working on yourself, may help you be attracted to healthier women? I take what I can get, not tooooo picky. Slim pickins though. With girls my age in Louisiana it isn't a question of whether they have kids or an ex-husband, it's how many they've had. |
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After the fact...
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So, I just got off the phone with my most recent ex-girlfriend. We talked for about an hour about life, how things are going and such, and it occurred to me. If she would have had some of the realizations about life that she's having right now, things may have worked out between us. As it stands, her ex-husband and her are getting back together, which is great. Her kids are exited, and she sounds like she's finally pulling her life back together. I am truly happy for her. But another weird thing occured to me while we were talking. This always happens to me. I spend months in a dead-end relationship with no future trying to help out here and there, just throw in my two cents when the moment is right, and give some guidance. Then a month after the breakup they end up doing all the things I was trying to encourage while we were dating and their life seems to right itself. Seems a very peculiar phenomenon. She even told me about some habits of mine that she now understands from her new perspective and how much better off she is now. Even though I'll probably be lonely for the rest of my life I guess I can take some comfort in the fact that people's lives seem to change for the better after knowing me. Thoughts? Anyone else seem to be stuck in this scenario? If that is true..can we meet because my life could use some "righting" Seems to be what I'm here for, but I can't PM you b/c I'm a smoker, lol!!!
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TGIF!
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Just got home from bar bouncin'. Ran into a guy that used to work at the shop that I work out of, all he wanted to talk about was Schlumberger this Schlumberger that..... Dood! I hear enough about work when I'm at work, I'm OFF!!!
Other than that, same thing I always do, get drunk and watch some movies, what's on the playlist??? Caddyshack, woot Finally something good. |
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