She lives in St. Louis, but I'm guessing that wasn't really what you meant.

If I had to put forth a guess I would say that what you were really digging at was "what happened?"

Youth and insecurity (on my part)

To be honest, the less attention a girl craves, the more that she will get from me.

The less she asks for, the more stuff I will buy her.

The quieter she is, the more I will listen and prompt her to tell me everything she wants me to know.

The more humble she is, the more I will love her.



If I knew then what I know now.... I had a girl that never asked for anything, never HAD to know where I was going, never cared when I took a "night off", never asked me to help around her house, never made a complaint about anything..

and I stayed home with her every night or took her wherever I was going. I gave her roses three times a week, helped her clean her house and cooked for her and her roommate nightly.

The solution is to stop trying so hard.

Good answer

Can I watch?

In made up fairy tales

Crazy stuff I've seen women do...

Kick a police officer in the balls after he says "you're under arrest", now you have an assault charge too.

Call my phone and start with "oh, I'm sorry I'm bothering you, I'll leave you to your work", then call back 20 seconds later and say, "I just wanted to tell you that I had fun the other night, but you're busy so I'll leave you alone." Then call back 20 seconds after that and ask "Am I bothering you?"

Deliberately cheat at pool when money is on the line.

Hide hello kitty fruit snacks all over my house (actually this was a pretty good practical joke but from the outside it sounds crazy).

Hide underwear in strange places around my house.

Say "you don't need a condom" on the first date (during foreplay, obviously). First I thought she was joking and then she got offended when I put one on and wanted to argue about it.

Burn Mac 'n Cheeze. I mean, come on!!!

One time I went to walmart and forgot my phone in the car. Apparently she called (during the 10 minutes that I was at walmart) and when I got home she was crying because "I didn't love her anymore". Of course I didn't answer the phone because I didn't love her, what other explanation could there be?

Pouring half a gallon of gasoline on a fire and lighting it with a match, then trying the same thing again after the 3rd degree burns had healed.

I could list things all day long,, but on to the next topic.



Crazy stuff I've seen men do...

Get into a fistfight over a sporting event.

Get into a fistfight when another guy accidentally bumped into his girlfriend and spilled SOME of her drink.

Punch a (insert hard solid object here) and break his hand.

Attach a bottlerocket to a cat.


The moral of the story, men are violent, women are just crazy.



Disclaimer:: This does not apply to all men/women, but since the question was raised, I felt the need to rise to the challenge. And yes, these are all true eye-witness accounts. I know at least 2 women that I would never in my life dare to call crazy and would defend them to the death against someone who said they were. As far as men being violent, also almost always the case but myself I get upset when I mow my lawn thinking about how many innocent lives that my lawnmower has taken. I do still get violent with innanimate objects though, so I guess I'm not completely safe there.

I think that I'm too trigger happy to carry a gun around. I'd get a little drunk and start blasing the bejesus out of beer cans.

You're gonna agree with something I said??? You're crazy!!!!



I just wanted to pop in for a moment and make note (since no-one else has yet) that I joined this thread because of the spelling of "bare" in the title. Thought maybe there'd be some T and A you know?

tacked the nail right on the head. Nutty people are people who blame their emotional woes on others instead of taking responsibility for them, and I have seen it in all genders, races, religions, hair colors, etc.

an excellent point. I think the right is typically interpreted as the right to have weapons, but laws have been made in municipalities since the 1800's saying that you cannot carry them in towns. The right to bear arms (deviating into my own take on the matter so nothing past here is necessarily fact, just my opinion) was probably drawn up for the case where if the US was invaded, every citizen would have the right and the means to defend their country against the invaders. Not so that vigilantes could go around shooting eachother when they think someone is in the wrong. But those were different times.

and me too, lol

Yes all of them, lol. Well not ALL of them but the majority will get riled up over these threads, glad I just made some popcorn.

I thought we did.

Anyone heard of Hnefetafl or Hnefatafl (seen both spellings). It is a sweet board game that was played in and around the north sea before the introduction of chess into that area, sweet game. Irish, Scotts?

firebug. I'll have a fire any time I get a chance. Plus trying my quicklime experiments again and making charcoal for later on.

Thanks all for the feedback.

That was almost the corniest thing I've heard all night...

There's a meteor shower tonight??? Might have to get my gun and shoot out that blasted powerline light... brb.

Just hanging out tonight really. Got me a nice little fire going. Having a couple of drinks. I realized today that every time I see an attractive woman before I even think of whether to walk up and talk to her I'm seeing every negative thing that could happen in the next five years. Bad habbit. Need to snap myself out of it. Good night for self reflection and a few cold ones by the fire.

I iiii , want action tonite
satisfaction, all night.



...

Put on my hat and I
Wear my shoes,
Tonight I'm gonna hit the streets and cruise,
up the main drag, and, check it out,
with those school girls hangin about.


Now I ain't looking for a pretty face,

I don't care if she's in leather or lace,

cause I'm just looking for a little, ... Kiss!!


..

I think we all know the rest of the song, yea?

what a ****ing tripe!

Damn strait