where have you gone shepp! i need yer help!
dont mind the shears......uh...they are for...uh....show only

OMG what have i been doing this whole time.. out of my body satan! you
shall not taint my soul! shepp i need your guidance! please help me
become a better christain! i repent! save me! please i beg you! you are
my only hope to salvation!

OMG i know who i want to sit next to on the special bus! you shepp! i
wanna be your buddy in hell . we can hold hands as we cross the street,
share cola, oh boy its gunna be grrreeeeaaaaatttt!!

so shepp you like my new photo? hey what happend to yours? why did you
change it ?

i have another confession....
Come to the dark side!
Shepp i am your father!
( this is the part where you scream NOOOOOOO in a over dramtic way and
attack me with a lightsaber.)
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*tosses


in the air and swallows them one
by one*

hey shepp did you know????











That my god can kick your gods ass, while holding you down and man
handling you like the lil ***** you are? and still not drop his
?


just another fun fact brought to you by
Risu ...Kami... No
( the divine squirrel)

(catches in the mouth and swallows)




(BoOm!!)

hmm you ever hear how birds are smart like a seven year old? i never
understood that... they are so dirty they **** in their own water and
drink from it! how many seven years do you know that take a crap in the
toliet and then bottle up the water to drink at a later time?

*right after it had* sorry for typo i think i was SMITED by shepp

it is good to see you again dane, please have a seat as i preach words
of wisdom that i learned from a parrot that was drinking out of its
water dish right have it took a crap in it.

Follow me my minions! For this is my house now MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Your all going to hell MUAHAHAHAAHA
good night and have a nice weekend!!!

its about damn time we got some smilelys on this place

*steps into the lil booth thingy.*
father... i have a confession....
at this church i go to... there is a preacher that looks like a anime
guy with a funky lil thing on his back. he told me if i didnt let him
touch me that i would go to hell and the only way to redeem myself was
if he was able to tickle my pickle. i screamed rape and ran away, am i
gunna go to hell? and if i do will it be the big bus or the short
special bus? and will i end up sitting next to the weird kid that picks
his nose and eats it? im scared..its so cold ...so cold.....

What in bloody hell? i kick it back for a few days and this guy spreads
like a virus preaching words of hate and damnation! looks like im gunna
have to "clean house"
*slips into the shadows*
i'll shall be waiting.....Muahahahaha

blessed dreams!
i'll be sure to get up nice n early dont want to miss out on going to
the JSH church =)

there will always be another =)

lol
its like we are just a bunch of hungry pirahnas waiting for the next
meal here sheppie shepp!
time to feed the flock

told ya the donations would end up going to his golf lessons

*yawns* tries to open up his eyes
did i fall asleep? did the preacher already do the thing?
*looks around*
guess not

nah, i had the Pink Rabid Bunnies from space do all the work for me. i
told them that if they didnt they would die and go to hell. and that if
they wanted to go to heaven they had to go get more food to please me.
*cough* i mean the holy one.