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Which are you? Still learning & therefore a little (or lot) clueless at romance? Or would you consider yourself 'gods gift' to the one who inspires your romantic self. I would enjoy posts telling of failed attempts you have tried...in the 'art of romance'
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Edited by
oldhippie1952
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Wed 07/11/12 01:55 PM
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I haven't a clue. A woman would have to take me as I am. I do do some romantic things on dates though, or so I have been told.
I just don't get enough dates to practice. |
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I'm just me.
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i remember my first off base pass. after i said "como estas" to my mom, i headed to the local flower shop. got me a single white rose all decked out with baby's breath (still remember the lady telling me what those little flowers were called). all done up in my dress blue uniform i rode up on my motorcycle to mary jane rottencrotch's parents house. the memories of me finger banging her through her pretty pink panties came rushing back. her little sister answered the door and told me jody had violated my sweet mary jane by injecting his venomous semen all up in that ho. that she devil had gotten impregnated while i was at boot camp. she couldn't wait the 13 mutha effin weeks it took me to return. so i gave the flower to her sister and we spend a "romantic" weekend at the motel 6
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With abject humility, I am going to
have to say I am God's Gift :-) |
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I could charm the panties off a nun baby.......
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I'm not a traditional romantic.
I don't always appreciate so called romantic gestures unless they're unexpected and original and having been in a ltr with someone that made me feel like Cruella de vil if I forgot a birthday and/or anniversary hasn't helped. |
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OMG ese. TMI.
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my bad, was that too romantic?
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my bad, was that too romantic? |
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