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Mon 09/03/12 11:57 AM
Whatever did happen to government cheese? I loved that chit......smokin

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Mon 09/03/12 11:22 AM
Well they are loud and smell kinda funny...........smokin

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Mon 09/03/12 10:38 AM
I usually ask them very nicely "Good Lord would you shut the f!ck up?". It works most times.........smokin

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Sun 09/02/12 06:23 PM
I would have to say crazy b!tches. They are like everywhere.....smokin

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Sun 09/02/12 06:09 PM
I melt velvetta cheese over the top of them?........smokin

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Sun 09/02/12 05:59 PM
I wish. It does kinda give me the munchies. So I will probably just settle down with a bag of cheezy poofs and a jar of salsa....smokin

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Sun 09/02/12 04:40 PM
What a ride man.........smokin



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Sun 09/02/12 04:19 PM
Salad anyone?.........smokin


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Fri 08/31/12 11:06 PM
I understand. I lost my keys. any help would be appreciated.....smokin

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Fri 08/31/12 05:31 PM
Last time I was in Canada I was a young man and went to a strip club. They had a special for 20 bucks. A stripper would bring over a 6 pack of Labbatts in a milk carton. This woman was buck azz naked dancing in front of me on a milk carton. They called it the puzzy box. You got to fight for your right.......smokin

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Fri 08/31/12 03:42 PM


One side will be labeled Side B, the other will be Side Eh.


That's a good one man....smokin

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Fri 08/31/12 03:27 PM


Not splitting up... just a vote to see who's gonna govern and try to remove us from Canada frustrated

The Moosehead factory is protected by the feds as a Canadian institution... No worries man... We're on it! smokin


Well that's good to hear. Damn man I've been kicked out of a couple houses but I never been thrown out of a country dawg. I'm not sure what you did brother but I hope it was fun.......smokin

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Fri 08/31/12 03:12 PM
Edited by newarkjw on Fri 08/31/12 03:15 PM






I am proud to live in my country thank you very much.


I am just glad Canada stayed whole and didn't split into two countries.

EDIT: offtopic


Yeah, me too but the topic still rears its ugly head once in a while.


No Kidding! Tuesday is the provincial vote. noway


I never read about this chit. How they splitting it up? East and west or north and south? Which side has the Moosehead brewery. I need to know this chit man......smokin

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Fri 08/31/12 02:49 PM
I had a lesbian smack my azz in a bar once. I kinda liked it.....smokin

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Fri 08/31/12 02:18 PM


I don't read very much but the last book I read was The Alchemist. I really enjoyed it......smokin



Was it fantasy or what???


Sorta. It is about a young mans journey. I found it inspirational....smokin

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Fri 08/31/12 02:14 PM
I don't read very much but the last book I read was The Alchemist. I really enjoyed it......smokin

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Wed 08/29/12 09:59 PM
My mama's maiden name is Black and I can dance like James Brown......smokin

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Wed 08/29/12 09:36 PM
I was at a party one time in columbus with a dude named darwin. I saw him two weeks later at a Dead show in Buffalo selling grilled cheese sandwiches. Life is funny like that.......smokin

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Wed 08/29/12 09:21 PM
I wouldn't mind kids so much but they are kinda loud and they always smell kinda funny......smokin

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Wed 08/29/12 06:58 PM


Be thankful you have a job honey. You could be picking up puppy poop.......smokin


i'll kick your ***!
D:<


Alright then but I must warn you I grew up watching Hong Kong Phooey. I gots some moves. Just sayin........smokin

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