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Length.. - part 27
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It's a good thing you had a gun. Other wise she would still be whoopin your azz........
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Am i down right sexy
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Well your left breast is slightly larger than your right. That's kinda sexy........
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I am a mingler now!!
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 Your batting a hundred at this point..... 
16) Protesting a moderator or admin action is not allowed on the forums at any time. Anyone that creates or participates in a protest topic, outlines any protest in their profile, posts any negative commentary with regards to moderation or administration, or discusses emails/actions between moderators/admins and themselves in their profiles or in the forums will have their posting privileges suspended or may even be permanently banned from the site. The forums or other public venues are not the appropriate place to lodge a complaint. If you have a question or concern about a moderator or admin action, you should email one of the moderators or an admin with your concern and we will investigate the matter promptly. Horsepucky! I think you just made that chit up......
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Sooo --
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--this lady (on another site) throws me a wink. She's not a real hottie but I'm not the type who really cares, so I wink back. And boom, I get a message, "hi how are you? My name's -----" and blah blah blah. So I mail her back, and, boom I get another message back. This goes for a while and she asks me if I have any kids or grandkids. I tell her never married so no kids or grandkids. And boom, I never hear from her again. So, for woman of a certain age, does never been married equal not worth talking to? I feel ya bro. It works both ways. Once chicks know I have been married 15 times (not all were cousins) they never want anything to do with me......
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Dinner Bill on First Date
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I always pay. Just pick something off the value menu......
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Length.. - part 26
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I once dated a homeless stripper. It was kinda cool. When it was time to take her home I could just drop her off anywhere.......
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Anything by Morris Day and the motha f!cking Time..........
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I always heard those damn Swiss know there cheese. Never met anyone from there. Met a few from Iceland, but they don't make cheese....
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Or, did I fk up a good buzz? It was a nice try though. Your an idiot that was my point. That don't happen around here......
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Well I'm not sure if this is relevant or not but my Grand Daddy always said to make sure you clean the dog chit out of your own backyard. There is no reason to be concerned about your neighbors.....
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cheers
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Hell I'll drink to anything. I'm Jewish..........
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Learn to love?
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I probably could if she made some mean sausage gravy and biscuits........
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any rappers here
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I don't mean to brag. I don't mean to boast, but I like hot butter on my breakfast toast........
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I went over to dinner at a black neighbors house last night. After I finished my plate she looked me dead in the eye and said "***** get your azz in the kitchen and make you another plate". Hell I wasn't even hungry and I ate 2 more plates. So I think it is all relative....
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US accents
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Do you say: Soda, pop, soda-pop, or cola? Everything is a coke around these parts......
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Shake it, Wake it, and Bake it.............
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Yeah I'm technically an east coaster but I can just go a couple miles down the road and I'm on central time. We call it fast time and slow time.......
Well it doesn't really change the fact that you are crazier than hell if that is what you mean........
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I made the deans list at college. Yippee! My ex wife used to make the deans list all the time. Of course she was sleeping with her professor........
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Yeah I'm technically an east coaster but I can just go a couple miles down the road and I'm on central time. We call it fast time and slow time.......
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