I would LOVE too!!!!!!! The trouble is I dont think I can swim that far...But I will give it a try! Will you wait on the shore for me???

And I'm sure on your lips it taste very good and warm...

I remember 40!!! it was just only 12 years ago...lol

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM bare of course...more sensitive...lol

BODIES FOR SALE?!?!?!?! Hey I need a new one!!! where do I go?

MAN!!! what kind of business are you into...lol I want to come work there...lol

and on my final note ...It takes more than to believe in a god...You have to accept his son as your Lord and saviour. whether you beleive or not he is coming and all will kneel before him and call him king!!!

yet all this discussion is based on those books that were changed by the catholic church. Even the New Testement was changed and altered to fit the "new" belief system of that time and it has not been altered since. Yet we all blindly accept it as fact. Now that access is allowed to some to review and translate the original documents where still available and the truths come forward there is still a persecution of peoples and beleifs...I know this is getting away from the original question here but, how can you base anything as fact on something that is not correct to begin with? The stories have been handed down thru the centuries and now with new and improved archelogical studies and procedures and the resurection of "dead" languages the shadows of doubt become darker...

at that time there was only one church and it ruled the world... and persecuted anyone who stood up to it...

everyone of you have based your actions and words on a book that was formed by men during 1200 ad and even then they could not decide which books to use and then they left the final decisions up to egotstical maniacs who felt that they knew what was good for the common man and not trans late the books so that comomn man could learn...They had and maintained control for centuries...

I agree with you...but then he is a product of the ME!ME!ME! ME!ME! generation...lol

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?


If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.

Chimpanzee = you're a moron.

Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.

Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
















A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax!

Try again next year.
How many of you did I catch?

AHHHHH to be 20 again......Your sweet good luck...

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"

"Oh ... he is breast fed!", replied the woman.

"Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.

She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table. The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.

The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says: "No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don't have any milk!"

The woman with a wry grin on her face responds: "Well of course I don't." "I'm his aunt - but I'm sure glad I brought him in!"

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny!!!!!!

well tag your it and no tag backs, ya gotta count to 25 first...

well actually it will be 13 years younger......lol

RIP George as I've said before...You were one of the best.!!!!!

feel better?

well here you go Tanya "I'm sure you get this all the time as well so I'll just be another guy to add to list ...YOU, are a very beautiful woman! Have you ever got up early enough to listen and watch how the world wakes up just before dawn? How the sun slowly rises and brings life around you as nature wakes? it really is an amazing moment that should be experienced let alone shared! From a mountain top its even more spectacular! Your smile is like that and has caught my heart!