I feel sorry for this guy omg lol

Two Woodpeckers..........

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.








The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.


The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:






Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home !

U do know that was made from sand lol i thought it was strange but funny

talk about having a bad moment lol

ok i tried to do a pic from my photo bucket it didnt work what do i need to do i have a few pic to die for lol

When u stated about the men on here not all men are bad and to be honest in 4 years all i seen was nothing but head games and im interested but now iam not or i been hurt or some lead u on to the point they mess with your amotions so what iam saying is its not all men there maybe a few granted but not all i seen my share of women who i spoke to in my past and boy i dont keep them long on my yahoo messenger.

As soon as i see a red flag pop up there gone lol.

The way i see it any one out there are the judging type or just out there for the money or want to play games i see your furture already you know what i see ?

I see a very unhappy life with no one to love you and treat you with respect and the only ones that would find you is the ones thatdo the sames as you .

So to find a good one is simple it's not what you have or how much money,house a car,etc it's whats in your heart and if a person can show true love from there heart not what u buy in a store then that is special. For me i dont ask for anything from any one and i rather have something made from the person then bought from a store.

Rember this life is to short and treat life as it was your last because u never know when your time is up leave the drama,head games,etc for the ones who rather dwell on it and build a good life.you have to respect and love your self befor any one else.

cant you tell i have my head on strait see there are good people out there.

the heeart is a special thing its love ,feeling,kindness and no money out there can buy it thats what i believe in iam so glad im not out there for the looks etc.

To be or not to be that is the question and the biggest question is where are the good ones.


To be honest there not to hard to find its that there past on bye with out looking at them there the ones that you wouldn't take a second chance at and why you may ask well lets see there are to many out there who judge for weight,looks,who has a better job,money,etc.

Thats what i seen on thease sites if a person only look in the heart and not what they look like or what they have you then find the person you be seeking but again not many out there do this.


what a sad world we live in ha .