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FORMAT!!!
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I suppose that it would be out of line to punctuate the fact that when one calls for proper punctuation it could be expected that s/he indulge her/himself in proper spelling? By "ment" we assume you meant "meant". ROTFLMAO
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new
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GI Bill passes the Senate.
http://www.military.com/veterans-report/webb-gi-bill-passed-by-senate?ESRC=vr.nl Send a letter of thanks to senators who voted for this and a rotten potato to those who did not. It's about time that our fighting men and women get some decent education after putting their lives on the line for Bush's dirty oil war. |
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Pick up lines
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Well, when I was in high school and always messing with cars, my buddies would call me dipstick. So, when introduced this way to a girl, I'd just say "Hi, dipstick at your service, can I check your oil."
I've heared sex is a killer, Wanna die happy? If I jumped on your back would you beat me off? Playing doctor is for kids, Lets play gynecologist! Let's play Lion tamer. You get down on all fours and i'll stick my head in your mouth. I wasn't sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that i'm closer I see Heaven in your eyes. ~Call me weird but I like pick up lines...I think there funny as Hell! If you know any add some.... |
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looking
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fix what???
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did anyone
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actually get sunburned over the weekend? This is for the Midwest only where we've had a rather long cool spring.
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JSH GROUP HUG & ROLL CALL
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Accepting group hugs from women only.
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has anyone had this much
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Me thinks you need to move up north here where the nice guys live.
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This can mean only one thing - you are already uncomfortable.
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i wanna make love...
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Is that after the club closes and everyone has gone home
or with people still in it and watching? 
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YOWOUCH
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You should check for skin punctures and bleeding. If your skin has been pierced and there is no blood and the pitchfork is rusty you might consider getting a tetanus shot if you haven't had one recently.
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Are we meeting?
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Can you bring Seattle with you?
We can replace Cleveland with it. I'm sure no one there would mind and the rest of us wouldn't miss it. Bring Mt. Ranier too, it would fit nicely right over Columbus, also not missed. |
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Isn't that the truth as if they think we are going to run out and but the stuff when most of the stores are closed.
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What are you?
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I am personally not a morning person. When somebody says Good morning all i have to say to that is what the hell is so good about it. 
Hey, if you don't get up before noon there is nothing to worry about. |
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Father's Day Gift
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Two boxes of cigars,
one that says "It's a boy," and one that says, "It's a girl." |
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throw out
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the exlax.
I bought the super hot beef sticks today by mistake.... a 3 pound bag of them. These things should last until the Super Bowl and keep everyone on the toilet bowl.
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I will
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be back in about an hour. Have to go walk the dog. 3 or 4 miles.
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New..
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Sorry, I don't sexcommunicate with anyone under 35.
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Where
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Well, I'd like to live in New Zealand.
Take a trip? Maybe Peru or Central American to see all the native American architecture. |
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santamatch
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Hey...at this point...I'd take Santa. I can get a red suit but I'd have to stick a pillow in my pants now since I've lost a lot of weight. |
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magazines
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Cunning Linguist
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