Well, when I was in high school I tinkered with hot rods and still do. My friends would call me dipstick. So I would tell a girl that was my name and ask if I could check her oil.

If I drop my banana will you slip and fall on it so I can pick you up.

GET WHAT? Peccy has got to learn to speak in full intelligent sentences.

Can you do that? Once? Twice? Run up the score?

Come on over; the door is open - for you.

Sad ending but a great story.

Why not? Some countries still have arranged marriages. 200 years ago, sometimes even later it was common for men to write home to somewhere in Europe to find a wife. In fact I know someone, recently widowed, who came to this country that way.

I think that perhaps a relationship could possibly have a better chance of getting off the ground if both parties are honest and express themselves clearly and truthfully in their correspondence, maybe better than if they were to meet right off since when they do meet they will have a much better idea of what to expect.

HEY, YOU'RE STILL NICE.

Well, dish it up. I'd give it to my special needs daughter making sure she'd be provided for when I'm out of here. And I'm sure she'd share it with her brother; she's just a special girl.

Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
Yes a jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fine
It'll shake all the trouble from your worried mind
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Little shoeshine boy never gets low down
But he's got the dirtiest job in town
Bendin' low at the peoples' feet
On the windy corner of the dirty street
Well, I asked him while he shined my shoes
How'd he keep from gettin' the blues
He grinned as he raised his little head
Popped a shoeshine rag and then he said

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
It only costs a dime, just a nickel a shoe
Does a million dollars worth of good for you
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Well, I sat down to listen to the shoeshine boy
And I thought I was gonna jump for joy
Slapped on the shoe polish left and right
He took a shoeshine rag and he held it tight
He stopped once to wipe the sweat away
I said you're a mighty little boy to be-a workin' that way
He said I like it with a big wide grin
Kept on a poppin' and he said again

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones
Get taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Nothing wrong with that except the outrageous amount. Guess who really has to pay that - the already overtaxed taxpayer, that's who. With judges like this it might be better to quit one's job and become a bum or go to McDonalds and pour some hot coffee in your crotch.

All of it with Leonardo da Vinci.

2 hours on flying machines and other contraptions.

2 hours on architecture.

2 hours him teaching me how to paint.

I don't know.
This sounds like most of the women I've run into.

Damn straight
Anything you like
With cascading menus
even porn

Your kids are probably grown but if you can get a little kid or someone not too heavy to walk on your back....

Do it with your arms at your sides and relaxed. Start at the shoulder blades and work around them and on them and then right down the spine gently. You will be able to feel the muscles loosen up, maybe even some popping noises. And adult can do it for you but they tend to put on too much pressure.

are like?
or just like?
or are women like?

Superb.

So now we know how the thing with priests and young boys started.

LMHDO