Oldie but goodie.

Since I don't have a son in prison you'll have to come and help yourself. There could be benefits..... tomatoes, burgers on the bb1, tomato juice, and........

Are you a licensed barber or cosmetologist?

I can't believe people actually count this stuff. Would you count BJs?

Let me know when you're tired and need help.

ROTFLMAO at these silly roll calls.

have seen the new site to be, mingle2?

Personally I think it still sucks. The preview images are barely large enough and their text is way too small.

For some reason they just seem to want to change JustSayHi.

Maybe they haven't heard, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

general guide: his age divided by 2 plus 7 equals minimum age he should date.

45/2 = 22 1/2 + 7 = 29 1/2 and you are only 21.

I had that happen a while back in a house I bought last year. It leaked into the kitchen below and caused all the Pergo fake floor to lift. I still don't have it completely repaired because the whole bath was tile and they obviously had leaks before and covered them up - I should sue. The whole kitchen ceiling will have to be torn down to repair it. I had to make another shower in the basement to use in the meantime.

That's fine by me. Some of us old creepy guys are in damn good shape and wouldn't take a second look at you 20 something pigged out milk shake lovers anyway.

Well, you would get one more but you seem to think anyone over 52 is over the hill. Your loss since this over the hill guy runs 6 miles a day, works out 4 times a week and can run circles around my kids and probably yours. But you make your own rules.

Good luck to you.

I see you are from Arab, Alabama, second person here from that place; it must really exist.

I'm with boneyjoe but make it no caffeine,
but I also love cranberry/blackberry, c/blueberry or c/pomegranate juice in that order and apple cider especially when it starts to get hard.

And what do historians know? Virtually nothing. A bunch of blowhards just like Obama and his uppity wife. If this turkey is elected I'm moving to Mars.

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you too".

Provolone cheese
Jack cheese
Cheddar cheese
Pickalilly sauce

would you think if someone whom you did something special for turned down your friends request?

And one might say in response that women are like a roll of toilet paper. They are always all wound up, too soft to handle the hard stuff, and are always wiping out and getting flushed.

I think they're all looking for blinders or heading for the door as fast as they can.

I've got one but he's holding out because of gas prices.

I use night crawlers. I'd love to hook you.