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Topic: Pick up lines
still_alive87 Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 63	Mon 05/26/08 09:24 PM
I've heared sex is a killer, Wanna die happy? If I jumped on your back would you beat me off? Playing doctor is for kids, Lets play gynecologist! Let's play Lion tamer. You get down on all fours and i'll stick my head in your mouth. I wasn't sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that i'm closer I see Heaven in your eyes. ~Call me weird but I like pick up lines...I think there funny as Hell! If you know any add some....

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Mon 05/26/08 09:25 PM
thanks...needed that

Zilla81 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 443	Mon 05/26/08 09:26 PM
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

Nalgona Joined Mon 05/19/08 Posts: 1	Mon 05/26/08 09:28 PM
Here's a few I've heard "Nice shoes,..wanna F***?" or " do you wanna play carnival? I sit on your face and you can guess my weight" " did it hurt....what hurt? when you fell from heaven."

jj16146 Joined Sat 09/08/07 Posts: 14	Mon 05/26/08 09:29 PM
They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and I wish I was holding you.

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Mon 05/26/08 09:32 PM
" do you wanna play carnival? I sit on your face and you can guess my weight" add on to that one,, sit on my finger ill guess your sex, sit on my face ill guess your weight, and if im wrong ill eat the diffrence

Kravin Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 161	Mon 05/26/08 09:34 PM
I've heared sex is a killer, Wanna die happy? If I jumped on your back would you beat me off? Playing doctor is for kids, Lets play gynecologist! Let's play Lion tamer. You get down on all fours and i'll stick my head in your mouth. I wasn't sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that i'm closer I see Heaven in your eyes. ~Call me weird but I like pick up lines...I think there funny as Hell! If you know any add some.... So if a guy walked up to you in a bar and actually said that...how would you respond?

forever_fifites Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1092	Mon 05/26/08 09:35 PM
Well, when I was in high school and always messing with cars, my buddies would call me dipstick. So, when introduced this way to a girl, I'd just say "Hi, dipstick at your service, can I check your oil." I've heared sex is a killer, Wanna die happy? If I jumped on your back would you beat me off? Playing doctor is for kids, Lets play gynecologist! Let's play Lion tamer. You get down on all fours and i'll stick my head in your mouth. I wasn't sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that i'm closer I see Heaven in your eyes. ~Call me weird but I like pick up lines...I think there funny as Hell! If you know any add some....

Ogre13 Joined Tue 05/20/08 Posts: 1	Mon 05/26/08 09:36 PM
Love the pick up lines. They really made me smile. And yes I'd love to die happy. By the way you're so hot you've already given me a case of sun burn. And one of the oldest lines, your place or mine? Or maybe, your personality is so bright I had to put on a pair of sun glasses just to read your message.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Mon 05/26/08 09:36 PM
if I said ya had one hot smokin bod.... would ya hold it against me??

still_alive87 Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 63	Mon 05/26/08 09:45 PM
If a guy walked up to me and used a pick up line on me, I would laugh and said one better to him...LOL... I have a whole colletion of em...

still_alive87 Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 63	Mon 05/26/08 09:53 PM
Do you dissect insects for scientific research? B/c I thought you might want to look inside my fly? I'm like taco bell, I'll spice up your night! I've got some skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow? Lifes like a **, when it gets hard ** it! Are you a bird collector? Cuz you sure have a nice set of Hooters!

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Mon 05/26/08 10:02 PM
"now that i'm talking to you,what were your other 2 wishes?" "mind if i stand here til it's safe back where i farted?" "i'd like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed" "how much were your breasts?" "excuse me for interrupting and i'm not trying to make a pass but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much @$$"

feistybaby Joined Fri 04/25/08 Posts: 2422	Mon 05/26/08 11:46 PM
Nice shirt...mind if I sleep in it tonight?

Kravin Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 161	Tue 05/27/08 02:36 AM
Nice shirt...mind if I sleep in it tonight? I don't think I could fit in most girls shirts...why would I want to put on a shirt thats too small and sleep in it? Doesn't make any sence.

enderra Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 1719	Tue 05/27/08 04:35 AM
I have sprung a leak, wanna plug my hole?

still_alive87 Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 63	Tue 05/27/08 07:25 AM
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!" If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays? That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.