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guys (and gals) share your best pickup line right here
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Baby my pencil may be number to but you, you're number 1
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If I drop my banana will you slip and fall on it so I can pick you up.
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Would you hold something for me?
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i am stealing this one from......some one on here....don't remember....
$ 30 million dollars doesn't mean much , when you have a weak heart.... ![]() |
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guys (and gals) share your best pickup line right here ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?
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just be an asshole... who needs pick up lines anymore? lol
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If you were a booger... i pick you first
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jeesh...no wonder you guys are dateless
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Well, when I was in high school I tinkered with hot rods and still do. My friends would call me dipstick. So I would tell a girl that was my name and ask if I could check her oil.
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Excuse me. My friend over there would like to have your number.
He wants to be able to call me in the morning. |
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![]() ![]() That works the best. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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guys (and gals) share your best pickup line right here ![]() I don't use pick up lines. I tell them the truth of what i see and go from there. |
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guys (and gals) share your best pickup line right here ![]() I don't use pick up lines. I tell them the truth of what i see and go from there. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Same here, bro! I wonder if that's a long-hair thing? ![]() |
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is that a keg in your pocket...cause i sure would like to tap that ass(slap) ouch this one dont work!
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is that a keg in your pocket...cause i sure would like to tap that ass(slap) ouch this one dont work! i don't think it would either ![]() |
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Edited by
TheShadow
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Sun 06/08/08 02:50 PM
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guys (and gals) share your best pickup line right here ![]() I don't use pick up lines. I tell them the truth of what i see and go from there. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Same here, bro! I wonder if that's a long-hair thing? ![]() I'm really starting to wonder. Maybe going to have to show some of the short hair guys how to take care of a women... |
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I personally hate "pick up" lines. Huge turn off. This is what I received in an e-mail on here:
"Is your beauty the reason the sunshined so bright this morning!" Sorry but I have to let the rude side of me out for a sec and gag. ![]() |
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