I need some funny one liners I can use for a girl I see,besides pull your pants down and she will laugh

Pull her pants down & laugh

Whats your favroite line then?

I think the best one i had was someone asked me if they could give me a Kiss. When I said sure they handed me a Hershey's Kiss and smiled.

Could say you dreamt you were a muffler last night and woke up exhausted.

that's a good one!!!

Cute.

my favorite is

girl, you must be tired...
...cuz you've been running thru my mind all day!


i've used it to great success myself.
only without the 'girl' part.

Well you could always walk over to a group of females, make sure they’re all looking at you, take a deep breath in through your nose and breathe out heavily and slowly through your mouth (make sure your breath is minty fresh) making sure it sounds slightly like a cat evacuating a hairball and making sure you lean your head slightly forward while doing it, repeat once again, and once more. When all of the females are looking in your direction simply look at all of them in the face one by one with a goofy smile, all the while acting as if this is something completely normal, after they are thoroughly confused shrug and say "I guess I can't breathe fire after all... oh well" and walk off as if nothing happened

Tell her you saw the ghost of Christmas past last night.

It was a credit card statement.

Can I have your phone number...I lost mine

Now go get naked!!

go down to home depot and pick your self up a big 9" nail, and a 9" deck screw. when you see a girl you like walk up and say..

you wanna screw? no? can i nail you instead?

Wow with the nine inches there, Azreal.

Ever been turned down?

ask her "Wanna play on Just Say Hi with me?"

2 peanuts were walking down the street...one was a salted!

Tell her "Personally, I prefer the air"

You remind me of the last girl i had in the trunk of my car

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Irene

huh?