I just wanted to express my heartfelt thanks to those of you who wrote to me while I was incarcerated. I met many very honest real people when this site was justsayhi. I had went to prison to serve a sentence for child support. I got lots of honest feedback and many letters. I just wanted to let everyone know that I am out and leading a very different life. I have written a book that I will soon start to print chapters for your reading. Again thank you all.

slacked on child support. no excuse.

thanx sweetie

How about this... check out ghostrider63's message to us

thanx a mill

As some of you know, I will be going to prison on feb 13 at 8 am. I just wanted all of you to know that I really appreciated the response(s), I got from my first letter to you. I am sitting in my home having a tall cold one. And I taost to you. Thank you all for understanding that not all of those who suffer........are guilty. I neglected to do my responsibility as a father to my children, and now I must go forth and face my fears. I will not falter nor shall I fade. I WILL see you all again. God bless and good will.
Scottie Hay, aka ghostrider

Look at all the responses!

I am already missing you all. Thanks so much for understanding.
You are all the best!

I am really going to miss the ladies!

You are all, HANDS DOWN the best!!!
A drink for all!!!

I really appreciate that!!!

OMG

I have just joined this site less than a month ago, and would like to thank all of those who have graced my life with friendship, comments and the jokes. You have all made me smile with your correspondence. I will be going away to prison for a duration of about 5-6 months for screwing up on my probation. I hope you all don't think less of me because I have been irresponsible. I am doing this to redeem myself for the years I have been an utter ****head.
I would still like for all of you to write comments and send mail. Even though I won't be able to respond immediately, I will respond asap. Again, thank you all for being there.
Scottie, aka Scooter

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?

A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?

A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's witness?

A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to **** off!

Q: Do you know why women fake an orgasm?

A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?

A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.

Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?

A: How do we find an egg in all of this ****?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.

Q. What's the definition of Trust?

A. Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.

Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass?

A. Pleasing!

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?

A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?

A: Erection day.

Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?

A: The tongue's still in the envelope.

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?

A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?

A: Dating children.

Q: What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?

A: White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time....". Black fairy tales starts, "Yo, you mother****ers ain't gonna believe this ****....."

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

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I suggest that the Company form an adjunct Human Engineering and Development Staff (S.H.I.T. H.E.A.D.S.) to guarantee universal implementation of this S.H.I.T. program. Any Volunteers?

So he sent another note down. It read:

THE TENT POLE'S STILL UP AND THE CANVAS STILL SPREAD SO DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND COME GIVE ME SOME HEAD

To which she replied:

I'M SURE THAT YOUR POLE'S THE BEST IN THE LAND BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW SO DO IT BY HAND !

Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up, so he called his little boy and sent this note to his wife:

THE TENT POLE IS UP, THE CANVAS IS SPREAD, THE HELL WITH BREAKFAST, COME BACK TO BED.

The wife answered the note and sent it back by the boy. It read:

TAKE THE TENT POLE DOWN PUT THE CANVAS AWAY THE MONKEY HAD A HEMORRHAGE NO CIRCUS TODAY.

Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?

A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?

A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

A: K9P.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?

A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?

A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Q: What's another name for pickled bread?

A: Dill-dough

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

A: He heard the snowblower coming.