Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?

A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?

A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's witness?

A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to **** off!

Q: Do you know why women fake an orgasm?

A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?

A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.

Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?

A: How do we find an egg in all of this ****?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.

Q. What's the definition of Trust?

A. Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.

Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass?

A. Pleasing!

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?

A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?

A: Erection day.

Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?

A: The tongue's still in the envelope.

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?

A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?

A: Dating children.

Q: What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?

A: White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time....". Black fairy tales starts, "Yo, you mother****ers ain't gonna believe this ****....."

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry