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Mon 05/05/08 09:25 PM

They call that "evolution" in schools now. :tongue: laugh


Yep. Humanity's well on its way to becoming "homo Sanctus!"


chuckle.

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Mon 05/05/08 02:02 PM
Edited by MarsNeverSleeps on Mon 05/05/08 02:05 PM
Looks aren't everything.


Actually, that's a lie. Looks are exactly nothing.

Flip's right. No matter how good you look, you'll have your heart broken again and again if you're nothing but a grown-up ten-year-old inside.

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Thu 05/01/08 12:36 PM
Sounds like a plan to me!

drinker smokin smooched

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Wed 04/30/08 08:10 PM
Tried making Hawaiian bread yet? That kicks also much ass.

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Wed 04/30/08 08:07 PM
Oh yeah? Well YOUR mama's so fat she doesn't have to be at the Four Corners to be in four states at once!

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Wed 04/30/08 09:22 AM
Edited by MarsNeverSleeps on Wed 04/30/08 09:23 AM

laugh laugh she believed me and said "oh that's cool, I should check it out"laugh


HAH! That's priceless.

Familys & schools don't teach common sense, anymore. I am amazed at the people I meet, don't know the four points on a map. Use a dictionary, why, just google it. explode grumble grumble ohwell


Why am I reminded strangely of the last days of Rome?

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Wed 04/30/08 09:10 AM
flowerforyou



My grandmother was 17 when she and my grandfather got married; they had known each other for two months. When he passed away they had been together for almost 57 years.


There is hope!

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Wed 04/30/08 09:06 AM
MarsNS, elite conversation assassin, strikes again!

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Wed 04/30/08 09:04 AM
ROFL. What did she say when you used the calendar line?

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Tue 04/29/08 07:39 PM
Your mama's so stupid she thinks sexual tension is what you call it when the bed springs break after a particularly exciting night.

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Tue 04/29/08 07:35 PM
Your mama's so stupid she saw a sign that said "don't fish here" and she said "I dunno, do they?"

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Tue 04/29/08 07:13 PM
I am rubber and you are glue...




Your mom's a ho'

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Tue 04/29/08 07:11 PM
Your mama's so fat she won Miss America & Most Of Canada

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Mon 04/28/08 08:05 AM
*whistles innocently*

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Mon 04/28/08 08:01 AM

Mon 04/28/08 07:36 AM
ARE YOU TIRED OF THAT! I AM! I ONLY CARE ABOUT MY PARTNERS NEEDS! AND EVERY WOMAN INCLUDING MY EX. WAS HURT SO BAD IN THE PAST BY MEN THAT THEY WERE WITH, THAT THE DIDN'T BELEAVE THAT I WASN'T LIKE THEM! I'M HARD WORKING AND CARRING. AND BELEAVE THAT YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT YOUR PARTNERS NEEDS. IN EVERY AREA.
I MEAN EVERY MAN IN THIS WORLD WANTS TO FIND HIS EVE! AND THATS WHAT DRIVES US. IF YOUR HUMAN! :heart:



One of your partner's needs is to have a mature, decisive, wise man who knows when to put himself first for his own good and the good of those around him; she needs a man to lead her, not a peon to pamper her. Therein lies the misunderstanding that so many men fall for, and are crushed by.

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Sun 04/27/08 08:07 AM

If somebody actually had a soulmate on here, would they really be single or divorced? Just asking?ohwell


The question isn't whether you have one, but whether you've found them.

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Sat 04/26/08 10:53 AM
laugh laugh Nice one bro!

Politics: from the Latin "poly," meaning "many," and "tics," meaning "bloodsucking creatures"

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Sat 04/26/08 10:51 AM
Look, I know you don't want to hear it, and I sympathize because I've been there myself, but getting so attached to a woman over three weeks that you're totally crushed when she doesn't reply to your emails isn't love. It's creepy.

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Fri 04/18/08 08:40 AM
Do some research on the ancient Hebrews' traditions for transcribing copies of the Torah. I think you'll change your mind

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Thu 04/17/08 10:41 PM
The more good looking she is, the more likely she'll be interested in me. smokin

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