being an ardent lover of the game,im willing to bet that there are many others here who are as well.share some stories if you wish.
5 days of playing golf is like walking almost 30 miles with a 50 pound bag on your shoulder--people want to shed a few pounds?..no better way to do it.

(((Kol))) great to see you!!!

(((Kol))) great to see you!!!

im from the home of golf :) im a montgomery that isnt the greatest lol

whoa deja view..
its wonderful to see the beautiful priceless princess as well.
somehow seeing that you posted this greeting twice makes me delusionize myself,and makes me believe that im better then everyone who has ever lived in mankinds recorded history of living..YAAAAAAAA!!!!..take that gengus khan!!

no seriously now..ladies and gentlemen may i present miss (princess )barnes..the lady that time ignores.

whops..i was always under the impression that golf began in fife scottland (st andrews)?..but of course i can be very wrong

Never could get into golf....


Dress codes, memberships, stop peeing in the cup.....always SOMEONE oppressing me on the links.

i love that one :)
yes i must admit that the codes of accoutrements can be annoying..no jeans,no shorts etc..being one if not the worlds oldest and nobblest sports some people feel that it deserves repect,hell id be willing to play in a pair of speedos and bunny slippers if i could,and yes the membership costs are highly expensive,but that the price you pay for a whole year of joy,,and as for peeing in the cup,in germany women are highly encouraged to pee in the cups at golf courses,but thats only because we;re wierd.lol..

I thought the worlds oldest sport was playing "Hide and go Seek" with your penis. The most DIGNIFIED sport has got to be naked "Leap Frog". (olympic rules of course)



Yeah, you Germans got some crazy porn, I can tell ya that for sure!!!

I love Golf but I suck at it have a 14 handicap but the beer girls make it worthwhile, along with that rare putt for par!!

you got it..there are two things that germans are world renowned for...

the first is our outragously sick porn,and our indifference to it (unless called upon of course)and needless to say our german culinary delights :)

golf has been my sport for a very long time,so much so that im always making it under the par at the end..unless you play with the pro's then everyone is an amature but it sure is the best sport since jesus played jazz..and i love when monster drink sponsers a tourniment,the ladies who serve always knocks us out...yummmmcicles :)

I can't get past the windmill.

Went to a driving range once....felt retarded. Swung so hard I pulled a testicle loose (sure felt that way)

I have had a set of clubs with bucket o balls get left in our parking lot and tried bombing some out at a herd of cows. (accidently got one on the @$$)

Finally took the last few balls, loaded them in my air cannon and blew them almost to the horizon. I think I would like golf better if it was played with cannons and mortars.

good idea.
like say after the apocolypse,after mankinds rules changes,like in the movies deathrace and gamer,you can invent a nw game like deathgolf.
you can place bets on how long the caddy survives a barrage of cannon fired golfballs to any part of his body..groin 10 points-chest 20 points..and if you make is brain explode after 1 shot you win the prize..a new set of golfclubs :)

hey i never knocked it myself bro..
i owe my putting talents to all the years that i played at miniputts as a kid

Gee...sounds kinda militant...Buuuuuuuut, I did like Deathrace....hmmmmmmmmmm

Sure, why not! Wont be as cool as Powertool Drag racing but, could still be fun!

sure..
i mean by then there will be so little for the privileged to do for fun..(and by privileged i mean anyone owning more then a can of spam like the movie soylent green)...you do know what soylent green was made of dont you?..personally i preffered soylent blue-it had more asian ladies in it lol

I hear that! I dont care if Soy-lent green IS people....that is why they invented steak sauce!

i like that..
but wouldn't you be the least bit curious as to what humans would taste like?..well ok women mostly?
hey flesh is flesh and meat is meat right?...its a far cry from the original topic that i created but i began to think about steak sauce on mikiko's tiny but well formed ***,..ok thn back to our regularly schedualed golf topics,unless anyone wants to change it to canniblism.lol

Alright...

Back to Golfing Cannibles and sweet SWEET @$$!


I am guessing they would taste like Teriyaki cat.