Well, it isn't just the men you know... women also...

Did you REALLY read the post?

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.


I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.


I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.


I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.


I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.


Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER

My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF

My homie farted so bad, and I couldn't brief .



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by
herself.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE

Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER

I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES

I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is
herpes.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE

I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT

My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said harassment
nothing to me!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW

I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP

We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell
down, so I had to pick the bishop.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY

Hey man, I'm looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

Nope, no problem at all. As a single father, I have come across women, like some men, who won't date because of my child. Guess it only seems more popular with single mothers because there are more of them than there are of us single fathers. Doesn't matter.. if they can't accept my child, then I don't need them. Just shows how self-centered and selfish people can be.

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

A blond goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas
cards.

She says to the clerk, 'May I have 50 Christmas stamps?'

The clerk says, 'What denomination?'

The blond says, 'God help us. Has it come to this? Well, then, give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.'

A blond was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.

She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!

When a neighbor asked her 'Why WALMART?'

She answered 'HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!'

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

I have no definition of average which is why I asked the question

Very well said.... I think you will be the same... you have a lovely spirit as well

Well, if you subtract the medical enhancements, would the attraction still be the same? Granted not all you have listed has had procedures, but would Demi still be as attractive if she would have let nature take its course?

Wow!!! My first post that went 2 pages.....


Yep Ruth... physical beauty fades.... inner beauty is what counts.

Like I said, it was because I was told I was not average on another site and was just wondering the opinion of people here. Seems to be a much more friendly bunch on this site...

Well, I am only asking because on another site I selected average and was told a few times that I was not. Guess some people's ideal of average is different than others. Thanks for the response.

When did being 20, 30, or even 40 lbs overweight come to be considered the new "average"?

Kudo's to everyone who are honest about their body type in their profiles.......

(And yes, I did list myself as accordingly)

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Unique

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and damage the status of the family, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying, 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry! I'm dating Susan!'