SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER

My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF

My homie farted so bad, and I couldn't brief .



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by
herself.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE

Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER

I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES

I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is
herpes.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE

I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT

My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said harassment
nothing to me!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW

I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP

We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell
down, so I had to pick the bishop.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY

Hey man, I'm looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

El carro es rojo. La mujer esta vieja.

I'm really trying to learn Spanish!! I'm so sure I sound like a major gringo!!! Languages sure are fun.