dear mr. ripp....we do check our accounts, and i almost lost my teeth when i checked yours.
where did u get those rips? and r u losing ur pants over the deal?

ah well the gorilla will sit down and beat on his chest. a tarzan thing.

Ms. JB...that is a lovely pix of u...

I speak from experience. There r some on that don't believe me when I speak.
Resistance works in most cases, but there are times when it does not.
It is the old adage that goes...know when 2 hold um, and know when 2 fold um.
This works mainly when dealing with men. It does not work with your dog.

Resist all that you can, and then make the jump and go with the flow when resistance does not work anymore.

World's Scariest LP

....PMS 24-7. Honk but don't pass.

Three men were hiking through a forest...

...
when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:


' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs...

and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...

...
and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...

...
and walked across the bridge
Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!

hahahahahaha
i can make no sense of all this stuff.
u is what u is...
so if you have a black body with white stripes does that make u a zebra?
what if you have a white body with black stripes. does that make u a skunk?

okay hit me up with some stupid answers so i can get more hate mail, and thrown off the mingle site. i am anxiously awaiting your reply

Heloo MT...good answer to my post. how u b?

JB.....lovely pix of u. agree lots on nonsense on this thread. so go fish.

now all u lawyers out there, let's here from u...congressmen 2. and oh, don't forget dawgs....speak.

well honestly, i could not honestly answer that one.

blantant and rude the same....um well maybe one worse than the other. My PO

A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course."

So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.

"So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"

"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?"

The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that son of a ***** before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

The kid went on to law school, and now serves in Washington D.C. as a Congressman.

I think there is usually an emotional attachment to anything we believe, don't chu?

mischief.

listen mike shrink. i think u should stop whining about not being able to find a woman. go to the cougar page. and that sideways hat, and shirt have to go. :)

OK cutie...i c why u have a glint in your eye. not good.

well resemble it all u want.

yup i did. it was over giving warnings to new posters about certain things that might happen 2 them. it was misconstrued as taking jabs and of course signing with a pitchfork did not help. abuse of sorts.

i do admit i get carried away, but at my age, anything is liable to spark a trigger.

and when my brain gets going, and fingers get typing, anything is fair game.

but they say "don't put in print, what can be used against you in court". a good thing 2 remember.

this is an open and generic apology to anybody i have offended.

take a hit at me, and see what happens.

r u a baboon? personally i don't think i would monkey around with you, so keep swinging.