Three men were hiking through a forest...

...
when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:


' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs...

and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...

...
and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...

...
and walked across the bridge
Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!

If only I hadn't killed the lady! She nagged me too much!!

Thanks for the great laugh!

Granted we dont ask for directions, but to quote the exwife: logic has nothing to do with the real world. For her that was true. She went back to college to get a degree and become an office manager. She really didnt like math so she majored in history rather than business and now works for DHS. She is the woman who takes the kids away from their parents in the middle of the night.

My ex told me she was teaching my 9 year old daughter values by watching 90210 on tv with her... Now there's some value there.

Oh this is such an anti-men joke!

Women girls gal female rocks lol

Very funny. I liked you joke.

I just realised something. Theres a flaw with this joke. Every man on this planet regardless of race or creed, knows one fundamental fact about life,and that is, WOMEN CANT READ MAPS!!!

(Come on guys back me up!)

CAN'T READ MAPS when you turn it upside down lol

LMAO!!!!

LMAO!!!!

See....it was so funny I had to post twice!

har-rumph! har-rumph!!