The movie was good but I hate the part where he stands on the bow of the ship and yells "I'm the king of the world". I have a 24' pontoon boat and if I had a dollar for every time someone stood in front of my boat and yelled "I'm the king of the world" I would be a rich man.

The Panters ROCKED THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cardiac Cats kicked some ass. Did someone say "Go Bucs"? Well they went last night. Did someone say "Go Packers" The Panthers took care of them last week! Bronco's next week (home game) and then it's going to get interesting with the Giants @ New York. Anyway I'll live in this moment and say again The Panters ROCKED THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.

As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.

One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good Brother passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.

One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven."

God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere."

I'm sorry to hear that", the good
brother replied. "But I do miss him and wish I could see him again."

"You can see him if you wish", God said "I will give you the power to gaze into hell."

So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.

The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell cannot be that bad."

God explained. "Things are not always as they seem, my son. The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't."

It's all about me.

As my tee shirt say "Go F*ck Yourself, I got enough friends"

Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

Give this a try.

8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is best)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (any brand)
Salt/pepper to taste
&nb sp;
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt & pepper.

Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.

Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open it's done.

OH COOL That means I gotta a chance!!!!!

Stop watching Bridezilla and start watching Lifetime. At least on Lifetime the women usually end up killin they men because they are jerks.

I'll drink to that

Yes right away The judge denied his release while he appeals

He's gone for at least 6 years on a 15 year sentence

Sentenced to 15 years can not get parole until at least 6 YEAH Have fun murderer

CaNT TiPE oR SpILl

2' tall fake tree. Just pull it out of the box and all the branches spring open with all the trimmings and light already in place Just plug it in. 1 minute to set up and 1 minute to take down.

I'm not the brightest light bulb in the chandelier but even I can figure out sunrise/sunset

The Divorced Barbie Doll


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of
those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It 's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with
Ken's balls.

I Met a very intoxicated woman last night (her not me I was drinking bottled water)I was standing with a few of my friends in a sports bar and she came up to us and started talking. I've seen her a few times but I have never talked to her but she said to us "Lets grab a bottle of wine and head to the beach. All I want to do is watch the sun set over the ocean". Well first, she shouldn't have said that while I have a bottle of water to my lips cause I sprayed it. Second, she was really drunk but I couldn't resist and I should have but couldn't. I said "Well that would be a little difficult seeing that we live on the EAST COAST and the sun sets in the west"! Everyone laughed but her. She turned her back to us and staggered away embarrassed. I felt bad and still do. I hope she doesn't remember.

My socks match

I had a great bowel movement this morning

good morning and everyone have a great day