I have no issues with strippers. They are very upfront about what they do. It's good money especially if one doesn't have a good educational background and I've met several strippers who were doing it so they could make enough money to support their kid or pay their way through college.

If the story wasn't a hoax it seems like more revenge against the bride's parents than the bride. Also making his friends waste their time and money on tux rentals, travel, hotel accomadations is kind of a d*** move.

I've never had any need to get vengence on a girl but if I did, I'd take all her pants to a tailor and get them taken in a little. Every few weeks I'd repeat it then I'd recalibrate the scales in her house to read a few pounds heavier each week.

I don't know why someone wouldn't want to talk to you, you seem so upbeat.
Don't join the military just cause you aren't happy with your life, unless you really want to join the military. There are other things you can do, like pick up a hobby, that doesn't force you into a commitment.
I take first meetings as just that, a first meeting. Get to know someone, see if you might want to get to know them more.

I don't know the scenario so I can't tell if she treated you bad or not. Did you try to join the conversation with her friends or did you just sit there sullen about the whole thing? Maybe she was just worried about meeting someone from the internet so wanted her friends there and you guys didn't vibe. I still find it rude on her part if she didn't try to introduce you to her friends and make you part of the conversation though.

Congrats, always good to see people who have found something worthwhile.

Okay now can pooky and schnookums take this back to their emails?

I'm right to a T damnit LOL.
I never said it was the MOST important thing, just one factor. When will people realize that it's not all or nothing. If you care about appearance it doesn't mean you don't care about personality. We all, every single one of us care about the total package a person presents. We just have different ideas of what's more important, or what's ideal.

I'd hate a barbie girl with a horrible personality or low intellect or terrible values (from my perspective).

Yes you're right in that sometimes someone's appearance can grow on us due to personality.

Maybe I'll catch flak but looks matter to me, and I think most people who say that it doesn't matter are liars. That said different people have different ideas about physical body types they like. Of course personality also plays a huge role as well, sometimes more than body depending on the person.

I hate the skin and bone girls, the ones you could play a tune on their ribcage. I don't know what people mean by full figured, that could encompass different body types. I like curvy if the curves are in the right places. i like a little roundness to a girl.

When I look through profiles, I'll admit, if I don't find someone physically attractive I won't click and email them. I'm not saying that someone has to be a model or out of a magazine but people who say looks don't matter at all, do you really only read the profile and have no standard whatsoever when it comes to looks?

You can't have too many dogs and cats. I'm telling you a pound of dog doesn't last very long it's only like 3 servings

You obviously haven't read, she doesn't want to have to work. The guy should support her and if he wants to have sex with other women, as long as he pays the bills it's fine. That's what people kind of take issue with, whatever floats her boat. The problem is logically most trophy wives are hot, and most hot people have no problem posting a picture which leads me to question the whole efficacy of her approach.

Sometimes when I get emails or read certain threads or look at certain profiles, or just interact with people in my daily life, I wonder if there's really that much intelligent life on earth let alone elsewhere.

I would make blow, if Santa can travel around the world in one night and make deliveries all around the world just think about how quickly I can make mine. He only needs his sled one day a year, I'll just shank him and steal his keys, then it's time to spread some real joy.

Did he not answer yet, or did he answer but the reply wasn't what you wanted?

And I don't know about stupid, naive certainly but if you're going to cry everytime someone doesn't email with you, well, buy a lot of kleenex, like Costco industrial packs. Don't let it get to you everyone has different preferences and you can't control that or get worked up over it.

I'd have to admit that I'm guilty of not emailing people back promptly all the time. I work full time, I have other things to do, I don't like 1 sentence emails, mine are usually at least a paragraph sometimes 2-3. Sometimes an email gets bumped to another page and I just forget that I haven't replied until I look for it. I've met friends on here and I chat with them so at this point to reply to them all everyday is getting pretty time consuming.

Love it, I did tell you that I'm trying to make "I ain't your b****" the number 1 saying on JSH and of course in my personal life as well.

I don't know about number 3. Rick Rude got all the ladies back in the day, I think he died of steroid overdose or syphillis, or maybe some combination of the 2.

Pickup artist secrets revealed:

bend at the waist, keep your knees locked that takes your legs completely out of it and forces the load on your lower back and groin. Lift with a quick jerking motion while simultaneously twisting.

I've already stated before that people's preferences are their own.

One of the issues with traditional families is something I'm very well aware of. Why do I want the woman I marry to have a job and be employed? Because a big part of marriage to me is kids, and if something should happen to me I'd want those kids taken care of.

I came from a good family, my dad was a doctor with a private practice pulling in well over 200K after tax living in a somewhat rural community where living expenses were dirt cheap. My mom did go to college, she does have a degree. When my dad passed away what kind of job do you think my mom could get when she has no resume, no work experience and is in her 50's? It doesn't matter how educated you are, if you don't have work experience and you're up there in age, you are not particularly employable. At least I was lucky in that I was finishing up college and my sister had graduated when he passed. My parents were also not the type to want a luxurious lifestyle, they saved their money, they didn't charter yatchs, they didn't buy luxury cars like BMWs or Benzs. 200K doesn't stretch as far as people think it does, you still can't go around blowing money all the time if you want to build safety and security for your family.

Her's isn't that bad, I wouldn't give her style points and the repetitive nature of "I like" to start her sentences probably wouldn't be considered adroit prose but at least it's readable which is more than I can say for some. I've seen some where the person must have used a misspellcheck. How do you mispell "I", it's one freakin letter? I think the worst is when people intentionally misspell stuff and at the same time make the word more letters. I understand people using shorthand from time to time but I saw someone write "my" as muh. Not once, but several times, they also decided that instead of periods they'd use dashes and enyas in combination.

How to write an email that will really impress the ladies.

1. Don't ever read the person's profile. I mean,WTF do they actually expect someone to read something they took the time to write...that would be plain nutty. If they really wanted you to read it they would've included some ascii art breasts throughout the damn thing.

2. Begin with the assumption that they want cyber sex cause every lady would like nothing more than to have strange men sitting in their mother's basement with stale beer and cheeto breath to begin emailing them discussing the size of their schlong and what they'd like to do with said equipment.

3. Completely ignore any attempts for a female to screen or ignore you. Romantic movies have made it perfectly clear that women love men who stalk them and interrupt their costly weddings at the last second in order to tell them that they love em.

4. Make sure you write emails with the subject line "hello sexy" "wuddup honey" "beautiful pic there sweetcheeks" or the ever-witty "nice rack beyatch"....since when did construction workers figure out how to use the f***in internet? Is there any way to simulate an eye roll and slap as a response?

5. Completely ignore any rules of grammar or proper spelling. Remember you are a fun guy who's a bad ass rebel. Neither English grammar rules nor Webster can hold you down, speaking in adroit well formed sentences makes you Strunk & White's B****, and you, my friend, are nobody's b****. Nothing says I party past the point of brain damage more than non cogent streams of babble relayed via the interweb.

6. If someone does not reply to an email that is like them granting you permission to continually email them with vitriolic diatribe. If they didn't want to email you when you were being pleasant, they'll certainly change their tune when you call them lesbos and hookers. Show them your mature side, and by mature I obviously mean use a lot of graphic adult language.

You could force her to, I mean, you could drive over to her house, kick in her door, shove a phone in her face and physically make her push the buttons, of course she might think you're abusive and weird, and I couldn't blame her for it.

Or use jedi mind trick if you're really a Jedi, but if you really think you're a Jedi, that might be why she isn't calling.

nah you look younger than your age, and I know a thing or two about looking younger than your age lol.

I'll admit I tend to go for women younger than me, or around my age if they look really young for their age. It's just because I look so young. My aunt looks really young for her age, when she goes somewhere with her eldest son (there's a good 25yr difference there) people think that they are husband and wife, how creepy is that.

Was the guy hitting on you or did he really think it was spam? Or rather is the guy dense or are you JOKING...geez.