They were facts at the time, people thought that these were proven even though their science wasn't quite correct. Actually in science research we don't use the term fact very much. In science we tend to use the term theory for wiggle room in case the future proves something different. Cell Theory has been proven true time and time again, yet we don't say it is fact we still call it theory. There's a difference between scientific usage of fact and theory and laymans usage of the terms.

Many "facts" are open to interpretation, further study, and sometimes change. Once upon a time it was a fact the Earth was flat, once upon a time people thought that one element couldn't become another one, plants "ate" soil etc.

The way to a man's stomach is the cardiac sphincter unless you're shoving the food up his arse, then it'd be the pyloric sphincter.

Well, obviously the government created the illegal drug trade. MJ didn't used to be illegal so the trade of it wouldn't be illegal either, as soon as the government passed a law prohibiting it that trade would now be illegal...thus creating the illegal drug trade.

I used to smoke a lot of pot, I quit last year. I'm not really against it but I just didn't want to keep spending money on it. I don't think that MJ makes you dumb or retards your brain to any large degree. I used to smoke daily in college and scored somewhere in the top 85th percentile on my MCATs. I've smoked daily for about 8-9 years and I still score about the same on IQ tests as I did before I smoked pot. I don't feel like I retain any less information or that I have a harder time grasping things than I used to.

I'm more opposed to the lack of studies on the medicinal effects that THC might have than the legality or illegality of it. Recent studies done by Harvards division of experimental medicine have shown that cannabinoids found in pot decreased lung tumors in mice by up to 50% and severely inhibited it's ability to metastisize. There have also been similar studies done showing that cannabinoids inhibit angiogenesis of tumors in glioblastoma which is one of the most aggresive forms of brain cancer. Angiogenesis is the formation of new blood vessels to feed cancerous cells, by inhibiting this you starve cancer cells. These studies have been peer reviewed and published.

Just because a lot of irresponsible idiots might smoke pot doesn't mean that pot made them idiots or irresponsible. I always did all my school work and waited till I was done with work before sparking up.

The thing I hate about match and to a lesser degree this site is that on searches your headlines don't appear in it's entirety. On match you're relegated to 22 characters which includes spaces. On this site they don't show up at all in search and only 18 characters show up in mutual. I don't mind here so much cause there's also a forum to get known but in the end you get looked at or clicked on mainly for your picture.

so number 6 ends up being

Cooler than a cybernet... when viewed from a match search. So there is something to be said for trying to make your headline fit depending on how searches are done.

Actually it's illegal in all states. There's a lot of debate about this issue of state and federal jurisdiction but drug laws do fall under federal guidelines. Some states may ignore it but the feds can still take away med users, they just don't really bother with small amounts.

It's the konami code, several games used this back in the day of the original NES. Contra was one of them.

Iconic, I'm going back and forth from 3 and 6.

I've been thinking about rewriting this thing for awhile now and instead of the same ole "check out my profile" thread which makes me feel like someone is trying to up their profile view numbers I figured I'd just post it here and see what others think. it's really for another site but I figured I'd get suggestions here.

Some headlines I'm thinking of using
1.Don't Tase me Bro
2.up up down down left right left right B, A
3.Body by Nintendo, Brain by Smirnoff, Dance by US Robotics
4.I love smartly done stupid humor
5.Just like a Platypus
6.Cooler than a cybernetic ninja pirate
(I'm thinking of using number 3)

Profile:
I like sneaking up on people taking long walks on the beach and shoving them into the water. I hate fun, whenever I find myself having a good time I punch myself in the groin. I'd also like to take this moment to remind people who are looking for their princes and princesses that we live in a democratic republic with elected officials. I'm not a glass half full kinda guy, you shouldn't date these jerks. I would top off your glass. I'm a tad impish, a touch puckish, a bit of mischief with a second helping of sarcastic.

No, I don't meet that arbitrary 6' tall height requirement that every female online dater sets, I'm 5'7 but if we go out, I promise to bring along my pogo stick so I'd be at least 6'4 50% of the time. I am employed, independent, and motivated to craft a life that is financially stable, personally fulfilling, and overflowing with laughter.

I'm a notorious do-gooder I steal one sock from each dryer at the local laundromats to ensure that people can pair up all their socks, I hold open doors when people are just far enough away to make feel guilty and start hurrying. I'm the kind of guy who'd stick a quarter in an expiring meter to save a stranger a large fine, or doggie bag my leftovers to give to a homeless guy. I strongly believe in having a sense of honor, and integrity and feel these ideals just aren't mentioned enough these days. There are more important things out there than material goods, and celebrity gossip.

My predilection towards Seinfeld has led me to celebrate festivus, which requires me to air my grivences and then wrestle my surprised dinner guests to the ground. I love comedies along the lines of Adam Sandler movies, Dave Chapelle stand up, and Family Guy. I also like cartoon art, dancing like a robot, eating sushi and dimsum, old school nintendo and new school basketweaving.

Looking for my vigilante sidekick to team up with and bring all these people who are looking for their partners in crime to justice, as an added bonus capes are more fun than ski masks. Should be someone who can be silly, goofy, cuddly, warm, sarcastic and witty. Intellectual, independent and a fully functional circulatory system would be nice as well. If you fit the above I'll overlook the lack of super speed or telekinesis. I'm thinking of checking out the Philadelphia Zoo sometime in the near future so if you'd like to go drop me a line. We can go round up criminals afterwards.


Any constructive criticism is welcome.

that reminds me of another one

stop procrastinating so much lol.

Pretty much. I'm not saying that liking jewelry is bad. Most guys don't wear much jewelry and so they aren't particularly enthusiastic about going into a jewelry store. However if a lady has a thing for mohawks I think I know a guy who'd love to go jewelry shopping with the ladies here. Except you might have to quit yer jibba jabba first.

I'm just making the point that there are 2 ways to satisfy your material wants. Buy things you want, or desire fewer material things. I think people get too caught up in wanting things. I used to subscribe to video game magazines and I'd buy a new game like once a month, once I stopped paying attention to the ads and game reviews I bought far fewer games, like maybe 1-2 a year. I used to have a subscription to maxim and mens health and I'd want all those nice clothes, now that I don't read those mags I find that I don't even care to have those things.

If I want something, I wait a few days, if I still really want something then maybe I'll go buy it, usually after the initial impulse is over I end up not even caring that much. I used to shop all the time and I'm just learning how to rehab from it.

You forgot the restraining order stage. What better way to bring closure to the fiasco than have it be ordered by a court appointed judge and a brigade of armed cops.

xin nian kuai le Happy New Year (mandarin)

pronounced as
shin nian kwai luh

Yeah I understand Taiwanese but can't speak it. I speak a little more mandarin but don't understand it as well as Taiwanese. I'm all sorts of messed up.

I spent a little bit of time in Mexico before and the phrases I needed most were

Mas despacio por favor. (slower please) people talk too fast for me to try to keep up.

Donde esta el bano? (where's the bathroom)

and

Chupe mi verga puto! someone told me this meant "hi nice to meet you pretty lady" but I ended up getting slapped a lot so I'm not sure if it's right

I have crabs any traders?

Or Chillaxing and keepin it really real. fo shizzle.

I think about 50% of profiles were written by people who learned english from black yoda.

Hey it works better than staring at her while playing out the entirety of your conversation with her in your head assuming you have the jedi mind powers to project those thoughts to her. Then watching her ask her friends why that weird dude is staring at her.

Hey I wrote that book, I meant it to be sarcastic but nobody realized it:
http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/52552

Don't forget they like restaurants, music and movies. Without any clarification of what genres or types. They also like to go out but also stay in sometimes. Everyone has a great sense of humor according to themselves and is looking for someone honest, thoughful and funny. (except me, I want someone moronic, bellicose, and boring with homicidal tendencies.)

I'm trying to get back into shape...like a good shape not the blobby oval one I'm in right now lol.

Be more outgoing especially where females are concerned.

Get back in touch with old friends I haven't heard from in awhile.

But the major change I'm looking at is volunteering a lot more and trying to divorce myself from so many material wants in my life.

So you can tell that someone is narcissistic when they act in a narcissistic manner and brag about themselves....novel.

can you tell I'm a smart ass lol.