I make special guest appearances nowadays....for the right fee.

Well....if I had tons of money? Oh yeah.....20 year old hot chicks would be wanting me for that and my killer 401K. If they wait till I am 50, then she would love those AARP benefits.

I choose to be Captain America.....that dude is awesome and you get to carry a bad azz shield around.

Here is the thing.....in today's world we have desensitized the word "relationship" in to meaning that "you are the one I want.....right now..and maybe it will last...but if someone else comes along then I am gonna do what's right for my own happiness". And that means that we do not want to take the time to work for a relationship. We are all about instant gratification love. So while opposites do attract, and while being similar is a cool thing, what matters most is that wanting to be with someone and putting in the effort to see where it goes. So I guess the answer to your question is rather simple......it's option "C"......who the heck knows? Just enjoy the ride until you meet that person and you get all those mushy feelings inside.

It's basically a relationship that has no definition. Could be as simple as........

-Hey....can you watch my dog while I am on vacay? Great. I'll bone ya later.
-Hey....let's go have dinner and a movie because my other friends are busy...or because I am wanting to have hot, stinky, sweaty sex with ya.
-Hey....let's watch a romantic movie because this chick/dude broke my heart and I need ya.....tons of ice cream, chocolate and wine to drown our sorrows.
-Hey....I need you friend because, while I know we never really hooked up (and I don't know why we never did), you are still a trusted friend and I will always need you around.

I just turned 44, and I can truthfully say the following...

1. I am in the best shape of my life and getting better.
2. I am smarter in that I do dumb things from time to time and I learn from them.
3. I am more sexual at my age. However, for a woman to see this she has to truly want to know me.
4. I have no idea how much longer I will be here on this Earth, so why would I set limits on myself?

Basically....yes....there are things I feel I am too old for. Not to mention I don't want to do something "extreme" unless I feel I am ready for it. I just don't get the urge to go snow skiing unless I know what I am doing.

I want to be 60 and I want to be healthy enough to run on the beach at sunrise...to travel to another country and not be in pain.....to laugh and enjoy it as if I was still a young man. There may be limits to my life but I set them. Other than that...I am wide open....so be warned.

I'll take some sexy love with her in latex and carrying a tray with beer and kit kats.

I love that awkward silence moment during the first date....it's when I know that if she can just hush and enjoy it then she is worth taking to Laser Tag.

Of course. I mean.....that's how it works in porno's right? And porn never lied.

"Hello there.....This is Goof, reporting for Channel 5 News....and people want to know....why are you the most sexiest woman in the world?"

And five minutes later, the panties drop.

My level 43 wizard always takes her lvl 30 jezebel to bang town.

I'll pay as long as she will not expect me to put out later that evening. I am not a piece of meat.

Heck I ain't scared. I'd still wear that suit.

That's why it is a rarity.

Well when I feel comfortable giving her my wifi password is when I feel the time is right for deeper feelings.

When I was young, dressing like this was pimp.

Only if you meet her in person.

My friend Joe is one of those types that loves to be a pain in the azz (in a good and funny way) to those he likes. If he and I aren't doing that to each other, then I would feel like he is planning my demise.

I feel awesome cause today was payday.