Ok guys, putting aside the fear that someone will steal your tagline


what's your BEST and most clever line when you meet a gal you like?

it doesn't have to be some cliche line that you use repeatedly, it can be something you actually said that worked to sweep the gal off her feet...

See my friend over there? He's too shy to ask for your number.
My phone is dead, and he'll need to call to find out where we're at later.

Honey...you're prettier than a bird dog on point.

that worked?

Beachfarmer

it took me three times to read that ,, before I got it

smh,, clever




Ok. I have a pickup scenario I am thinking about using in a screenplay.
Of course, it must be accompanied by the right facial expressions and body language.


She: You're funny
He: You're beautiful

She: You're kind
He: You're humble

She: You're persistent
He: You're observant

She: You're too much
He: You're beautiful

She: You're repetitive
He: You're going to make my night, just by telling me your name

I would make an awesome DUDE , I swear..lol
except for the hating outdoors, sports, and bugs stuff,,,

I licked my own eyebrows after I delivered the line.

Just recently I pulled a line on a woman at the grocery store.
She was placing product on pegs on a display and she looked like she was working her butt off.

I walked up to her and said, "It must be hard work"
She replied with "yes, it is".
I said "no, being so cute like that, you make it look easy."

She stopped and a weird look came over her.
She told me that nobody has said anything like that to her in a very long time. She touched my hand and smiled graciously.

Now, I just thought she was cute. She had a wedding ring on but she was just so damn cute I had to let her know.

I say things like that to people all the time.

brilliant Tom

I don't have clever lines I usually just stand there
drooling and tripping over my tongue...lol... good thing I'm pretty..lol

WOW I bet that had her swooning

and humble

At the beach one morning I was standing on the pier and there was a nice looking woman just down from me a ways but still in ear shot. I noticed she was glancing at me frequently but would turn away if I looked.

I turned around and around slowly making sniffing motions in the air. Inching closer to her I broke our weird silence by asking if she smelled that? She said "smell what?" I inched closer as I said "I dunno, its the most delightful odor I have smelled it a long time" then... when I was almost beside her I said, "Wait! It YOU! You smell really good!"

She blushed a little, smiled and said thank you but she is engaged.

On my way off the pier I found a dead fish, sat and took in a big nose full.
Shucks!

Good stuff! I could imagine the days of rehearsal and blocking to pull it off, but brilliant! :-)

thanx, I try

"Hello there.....This is Goof, reporting for Channel 5 News....and people want to know....why are you the most sexiest woman in the world?"

And five minutes later, the panties drop.

REALLY?

how do you get them to your place so fast? Do you stop them on the sidewalk?.....

almost 40 years ago, after a night of partying i visited the drive thru at a local mcdonalds for a late night snack. the girl on the speaker took my order with a very pleasent voice. when i drove up to the pick-up window i was in awe of how cute the girl was that was working the window. being a little buzzed i said i wanted to change my order. looking disgusted she asked me what i wanted instead, i said i will take two of you. a big smile came across her face, she than told me what time she got off which was only about 20 minutes and said come back then. we dated for 3 years. it was a corny line but it worked.

Of course. I mean.....that's how it works in porno's right? And porn never lied.

This is interesting msharmony. I'm reading these clever lines, and it makes me wonder if I've been too quick to delete messages I get here. Is there a difference in being approached with a clever line in person than the ones you get in your inbox online?

I'm in a great relationship, but sometimes I still say something like, "If I didn't already have a girlfriend and if you weren't married, I'd surely be asking you out for a date."

Sometimes I can tell the woman really takes it as a compliment...as if it seems her boyfriend or husband hasn't said something romantic to her in a long time.