I vote with that one too, especially when you just meet someone. BACK OFF!

What do you have for the ambidextrous student?

When i was learning to write, my brother slapped the **** out of me if I used my left. Later I had trouble with my handwriting, but could write and draw with both hands.

Fun fact* I still get confused when I cut a piece of meat about which hand for the knife and fork.

DAMN YOU ALL

My mother, bless her, has told me that she still loves me no matter what. But that my sisters double up on anti-depressants when I visit.

She is convinced its why I don't have more grandchildren for her to dote on.

Shhhh you aren't supposed to speak! Pointing out they are wrong is too much honesty, they will gather a mob and burn you at the stake!

I'm an unfortunate cliche, I am a lonely single gal in her 30s who has a cat.

You make a solid point, and I probably have been guilty a time or two of doing that when I was younger. However, my family's whole deal is that I don't agree with their opinions, so I should just not speak unless spoken to.

Thanks dude, definitely helps put a smile on my face. see:

Is it bad for a gal to be opinionated?

I always thought it was a good thing to be direct, because then the guy knows you aren't playing games and understands you.

Apparently, I have been informed by my family that it is very unattractive?

Could anybody clear this up?

I feel like I am getting brain damage.

My mother just told me that my sister and sister-in-law both double up on their nerve pills when I visit.

Its not that unusual really.

I have an upchuck-o-meter.

I go on that first date and he could be something out of a dream, but I start getting queasy and I know it won't work.

One guy, turned out to be a murderer out on bail and awaiting trial.

Another guy, totally married.

Last date that turned out that way, I actually did vomit. I found out later he got arrested for having underage porn on his PC.

I wish I had the fake-o-meter gift. It would save me money on TUMS.

Okay, I can totally relate to that. Sharing a good laugh is awesome.

An old song from the 90s, but VERY apt for life today.

List your favorite song when life gets to sucking...

False smiles with words of sincerity, when you know they are gritting their teeth and their eyes are shooting lasers.

Okay, this is why Agnostics have a hard time with God...

This year has sucked bad. I have been homeless, divorced, robbed by my ex. I finally get a job and a place to live, my father dies, all my money went to his funeral. I get diagnosed with a chronic spinal disease, and I just got fired today.

And they wonder why we doubt that there is some big blob on another plain of existense making all the moves. BECAUSE LIFE SUCKS!!!

If God were all knowing and all loving his 'PLAN' would not kill people or make people so miserable they 'wanted' to kill people. He/she/it-thing would not make people get hope and then make them suffer even harder for attempting to hope.

Thoughts anyone?

THE ANSWER IS: It only takes one DBZ character, but it takes them 10 episodes to do it.

YAY, we are on an equal footing, but I will say you are a cutie in a platonic fashion.

Sounds like one of my species to me. But I have had guys do that to me as well. It is so f**king frustraiting and rude.

That's why I have a tendency to reply once and say,'sorry, you've lost this round', and I wish them luck.

Your fish is my favorite color : CAUGHT AND READY TO BE GRILLED!

I do not desire Aguillera wannabes.

I desire Mudslides, and just keep'em coming until I fall over in a chocolately liquored mess.