Hi! I am a character to be sure. If it were the 40s they would say I was a 'Broad'. A cross between Mae West, Debbie Reynolds and Bettie Davis. If you don't know who at least one of those people are, you probably aren't going to like me, because I'm a little old fashioned, but a lot fun. I am artistic, colorful, sing at random, and enjoy doing imitations and comedy. I am overly honest and opinionated, but I believe in being myself, so at least you will know what you are getting with me. If I don't think its a good fit, I won't string you along or ignore you. I think a real woman is above those kind of games and will tell you the truth. Hopefully, I'd like to meet people with some common sense. I believe in making friends first, so a date couldn't possibly be so bad that we couldn't laugh at it later. Kids and pets think I am awesome, probably because im not so mature that I can't watch cartoons or play a little. As for my appearance: my butt is this size because I made it that way. If I was supposed to look like a stick figure, I would be. I actually like the person I am...most of the time. I like Will Ferrell Comedies, Denis Leary Stand-up, Jane Austen movies, Sandra Bullock, and the ocional action flick that usually involves Bruce Willis blowing something up with a smart remark. I watch animal planet a lot, I love WOW, LOTR, Star Trek, Star Wars, Japanese Anime, South Park, and have the orignal director's cut of the 1980s Dune. Did I mention I was a nerd? My sense of humor is a little dry and twisted. I'm not into horror, but I will watch any movie that involves religious persecution because I think its little chilling (catholic school flashbacks). I am a fan of most types of music, especially Rock, but I DO NOT listen to Rap, Hip-Hop or any other overblown crap-fest with autotuners involved. I love to cook and experiment with Foreign cuisines. I love Asian, Greek, Mexican, and Italian. If you don't have a pic or you have a fake pic, DONT MESSAGE ME. I put myself out their, so should you. ESPECIALLY, do not send me lewd messages, a simple 'Hi' will do.