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Fri 10/12/07 11:25 AM
HI I'M 18 AND I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE MY AGE OR OLDER, PREFERABLY OLDER, BUT NOT OVER THE AGE OF 30, IM ALOT MORE AMTURE THAN GUYS MY AGE AND I THINK I'M A BIT TO MATURE FOR THE WOMEN MY AGE, SO I NEED AN OLDER CHICK. READ MY PROFILE AND SEE IF I SATISFY WHAT YOU WANT

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Fri 10/12/07 11:16 AM
stupis stupid electrician

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Fri 10/12/07 11:14 AM
the next ime your having a bad day imagine this:

your a siamese twim

your brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay

your not

he has a date coming over tonight

you only have one ass

bigsmile have a nice day

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Fri 10/12/07 11:10 AM
thats nothing! i went hunting with my penis and i beat a bull moose to death!.... unfortunately i broke one of its antlers!

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Fri 10/12/07 11:03 AM
SORRY I DONT GET IT

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Fri 10/12/07 11:00 AM
all you women would love it!...... NO I DONT WANT ANYTHING UP MY ASS! NEVER!!

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Fri 10/12/07 10:57 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Fri 10/12/07 10:56 AM
i dunno this was the first ime i heard it and i didnt really find it that funny

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Fri 10/12/07 10:52 AM
YOU KNOW YOUR IN TROUBLE WHEN:
you come home at five in the morning and your wife is sitting on the couch and DOESNT say anything

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Thu 10/11/07 02:46 PM
thats alot to read, but i'm afraid it doesnt help me much, you see i've tried ALL the things you mentioned, and nothing semms to help, so yeah...

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Thu 10/11/07 11:24 AM
LOTR

in hell

300

saw 1 2 3 4

hills have eyes 1 2

forrest gump


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Thu 10/11/07 11:17 AM
i HAVE asked the older women, but hte ones i have found didnt want me because i wasnt old enough or they already had someone else in mind

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Thu 10/11/07 11:06 AM
exactly, you're mature enought o handle it, most women my age arent

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Thu 10/11/07 11:03 AM
tell me something, how old are you?

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Thu 10/11/07 11:00 AM
wish i was a couple, you know, with someone

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Thu 10/11/07 10:56 AM
i know there's always someone who has it worse than you do, but it doessnt help much. its like... you know your not as bad off as you could be, but its herd to put yourself in someone elses shoes when you have problems of your own. i'm not trying to be shallow or whatever it is, but you know i'm glad i wasnt born with, whats it called? treachers?

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Thu 10/11/07 10:45 AM
yeah, but id they malfunction you'll be flung into a black hole and stuck in the space time continuim for eternity!.....:tongue:

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Thu 10/11/07 10:42 AM
its just so hard to be happy with yourself in todays society

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Thu 10/11/07 10:38 AM
then sue the ass off the one who did molest him!

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Thu 10/11/07 10:23 AM
have him confront the bastard of a father, if its necessary, take his ass to court and sue the pants off of him