A Pet Crocodile

An Australian walks into a bar with a
pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar.

He then
turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a deal.
I'll open
this crocodile's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the croc will close
his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my
genitals unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will
buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.

The
man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the
crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd
gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the
crocodile hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and the man
removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the
first of his free drinks were
delivered.

The Australian stood up
again and made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to
give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went
up in the back of the bar.

A BLONDE Australian woman timidly
spoke up..........."I'll try it! ....






Just don't hit me so hard with the beer
bottle."

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