LOCK ALL THE DOORS!

A man breaks into a house to look for money and
guns. Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the
convict gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to
his wife, "Listen, this
guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't
seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do
whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He
was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and
asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong, Honey, I love you too!

don't drop the soap.

oh man thats hilrious!!

poor guy!

OMG I think I am going to be sick

That is friggin' hilarious!

thats so funny

Hi starkitty! that was funny

loved it

all you women would love it!...... NO I DONT WANT ANYTHING UP MY ASS! NEVER!!

LUV IT..............................................WATCH WHO YOU MARRY

Hi beachdog 50 glad to see you liked it. Tee Hee Hee

For those men that beg thier women for the same, don't ask for what you wont take. LoL sorry guys it's too funny

hahahaha