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Now, now, lass, wait your turn. All the girls be gettin' a chance to be pillaged.
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What would u be???
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A Coricidin medicine bottle!
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no chocolate chip cookies
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Probably because the girlscouts are an evil Nazi organization bent on destorying all that is American.
Ever notice how they don't have chocolate chips cookies OR apple pie? |
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hard time meeting guys :S
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Well I don't know where the hell I'm going in life, so I guess I'm ruled out.
Haha. 
No, but really, you are only eighteen. Give it time. |
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I know, I know.
One day I think I'll clone myself and make all of womankind happy. |
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I think the problem is that not enough of the guys out there are completely dashing and charming like I am.
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Sorry guys
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oh you silly canadians
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helloooooo
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Well, they just gave up more points in a game than they ever have. And they've been playing football since 1890.
So no, they're pretty bad. I mean, sure, Notre Dame is worse, but they had lower expectations. |
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blahh
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They don't call me the Bringer of Good News for nothing.
Actually, they don't call me that at all. But they should. |
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promises
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DON'T CHECK IT'S A BOMB
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blahh
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I recommend walking around naked singing the blues.
Trust me. It's a sure cure for any illness, boredom included. |
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helloooooo
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It was indeed exciting.
But nothing today can be said to kickass, since Nebraska is simply depressing me too much. There's no excuse for their pathetic defense. 
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promises
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Well, see, I'd love to show myself walking around naked, but I'm afraid if I did that, no woman here could ever be satisfied with another man in her life.
And I wouldn't want to have to live with that guilt for the rest of my life! |
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fear
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You think change is scary?
Try spiders. I'd rather run into the web of a giant change than the web of a giant spider. You can quote me on that. |
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Daylight Savings Time
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True, but March is so far away that it doesn't matter right now.
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Dog Lovers
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I had one, but she ran away.
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Ok am I nuts? lol
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You are most definitely nuts.
But I have yet to decide which sort of nut you are. |
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promises
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pretty damn good.
I have my whole apartment to myself tonight, so I'm taking advantage of it by walking around naked and singing the blues like Robert Johnson. |
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hmmmmm...
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No, that's chem lab. The chem lecture is definitely for sleeping and doodling.
Math class was for eyeing the gorgeous girl who always sat two seats in front of me and one column to the left. Unfortunately, as an anthro major, I don't have any more math classes. And anthro girls aren't much to look at (barring a few very notable exceptions).
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promises
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I promised myself lots of things.
But I still trust myself. There's just something about me that makes me want to trust me. |
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