Glintch?

Must be a cross between a glitch and a grinch.

An interesting coinage indeed!

And vard, that is grotesquely sappy!

I think this thread confirms my suspicion that girls in Norcal are indeed mostly prude or lesbian, because I myself have not had the pleasure of experiencing the receiving end of "road head".

Well, to me honest, I always tried to avoid looking, as her firm but supple breasts and smooth, soft skin were countered by my roommates gigantic hairy ass.

Also, I'd like to point out that being a virgin is mutually exclusive to being the alpha male, since the whole point of being alpha male is increased mating opportunities.

However, given the choice between a virgin and an alpha male, I'd undoubtedly choose to be a virgin, since being an alpha male changes hormonal balances, causing even more aggression and horniness than average. Which no one needs.

I can't really think of any perks to being a virgin though. At least none that were apparent to me. Although I can't think of any major disadvantages to it either, other than an utter lack of experience during the inevitable sexual encounter.

Well, it's not the like head that makes you a bad person, it's the female part.


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What? Don't give me those looks. I jest, I jest!

I'm also doomed to be serious one hundred percent of the time.

And when I say that, I'm not just referring to her gender.

I think the more important issue here is that she does NOT seem like a very safe driver.

THEN THEY AREN'T REAL MEN, BUT RATHER IMPOSTERS WHO LACK TESTOSTERONE

GIANTS QUARTERBACK ELI MANNING IS ONE OF THESE

I was myself for Halloween.

This is because I wear a costume 364 days a year.

My main profile picture is a partial view of the true ajhagen.

Jeez, the way they fight, you'd think they were marrried.

Or maybe they are (I can't keep up on JSH relationships).

I once heard that 'not drinking' is a good solution, but I myself am quite skeptical of this.

It could indeed!

I don't have much previous work condensing all of the universe's experiences into a single moment, but I've talked to my friend who is really Zen and all that, and he assured me that it was indeed possible, but take hours of practice and preparation.

I then asked him if it were possible to condense all those hours of practice into a single moment of time, which left him speechless. I assume this was because he had just reached enlightment, but I'm not really sure because I haven't heard from him since.

One time my roommate was having sex, and he actually decided to do it IN HIS OWN ROOM instead of in the living room.

I found this very kind, since, although his girlfriend wasn't at all bad to look at while sprawled naked on our couch, I wasn't really fond of using the couch after such episodes.

My reply was not dirty in the slightest.

Unless there's some secretive cyber sex going on in this thread that I'm unaware of.

In which case I demand an invitation!

HOLY MOTHER OF APOLLO MY WISH CAME TRUE

Well I'd be posting here.

also, from an evolutionary standpoint, men are interested in "booty calls" because this irrational, unstoppable drive increases their evolutionary fitness!

This is partly a result of the organization of primate societies—because males are always in constant direct competition for mating rights within a pack, they must be aggressive in their pursuit of sex in order to pass on their genetic material. It's also why the concept of an alpha male exists in human society (and it does exist).

In other news, this post is excellent evidence for the following hypothesis, "anthropology majors are boring and lame and all they do is miss the point."

Also, I just realized that the only reason I'm here at all right now is because I'm procrastinating from doing my own history essay.

So in some cosmic sense, I think, we're all connected by the whims of history (or history professors).