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Fri 06/15/07 02:24 PM
A man speaks frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts.
"This is her husband!"

LOL

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Fri 06/15/07 02:19 PM
Little Johnny comes home one day and says,

"Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"
"No," says Johnny. "It's salty."

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Thu 06/14/07 01:28 PM
I am not that new but looking for nice friends in and around my state..
I am from CT... please mail me anytime.
thanks

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Thu 06/14/07 06:21 AM
I totally agree bro... let goodnews spread world...

:)K

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Thu 06/14/07 06:19 AM
Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed,
one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do?

The guy sitting next to me is masturbating."

Her friend replied, "Don't do anything. Just ignore it."

The first girl said, "I can't."

Her friend, "Why can't you ignore it?"

The first one says, "Because he's using my hand!"

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Thu 06/14/07 06:16 AM
Welcome Hoden,
have fun and friends

good luck

King

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Wed 06/13/07 01:14 PM
anyone from CT please email

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Wed 06/13/07 01:08 PM
welcome JSH

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Wed 06/13/07 09:22 AM
I am just within ur finger tips away.... Jamie...feel free to mail me or
call

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Wed 06/13/07 08:19 AM
sometimes

K

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Wed 06/13/07 04:39 AM
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out
of life is four little animals."


The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be
sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it."


The teacher fainted.

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Tue 06/12/07 05:16 PM
LOL good one

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Mon 06/11/07 02:24 PM
I like Kater's views
give and take is what I believe too

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Mon 06/11/07 02:19 PM
Thanx for the Info big bro.... good one


king

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Mon 06/11/07 02:01 PM
Go and win your battle Superman... you get all the love and kisses from
our most beautiful JSH girls... goodluck

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Mon 06/11/07 12:46 PM
welcome to JSH Ms Weezy,
have fun and enjoy >>>>>>>>>

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Mon 06/11/07 12:25 PM
I sugest that they get out of the present and look for fulfill thier
passion and be honest in fulfiling their dreams in a straight way? guys
correct me if my thinking is wrong.

King

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Fri 06/08/07 01:49 PM
HOT Cream cup?

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Fri 06/08/07 06:17 AM
I am with you

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Fri 06/08/07 06:13 AM
LOL good one.... thanx Mike for making me start my day with smile