A man suspected his wife was seeing another man,
so he hire a famous chinese detective,Chen Lee....
To watch and report any activities while he was gone...
A few days later he received this report....
Most Honorable Sir.
You leave house,
I watch house.
He come to house, I watch.
He and she leave house, I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she.
she kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he I play with me.....
I fall off tree.
I no see....

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man,
so he hire a famous chinese detective,Chen Lee....
To watch and report any activities while he was gone...
A few days later he received this report....
Most Honorable Sir.
You leave house,
I watch house.
He come to house, I watch.
He and she leave house, I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she.
she kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he I play with me.....
I fall off tree.
I no see....

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man,
so he hire a famous chinese detective,Chen Lee....
To watch and report any activities while he was gone...
A few days later he received this report....
Most Honorable Sir.
You leave house,
I watch house.
He come to house, I watch.
He and she leave house, I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she.
she kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he I play with me.....
I fall off tree.
I no see....

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A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?”

“Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?”

“Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”

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Welcome bro.... ask you will get it, see you will find iot

Hahah... neat one.. boy never give up..LOL

K

You have the question and you got ur answer too... Welcome to JSH... relax and take it easy friend there are many good ppl in here, see who is more compatable to you... good luck.


K

Welcome to JSH and hope you find ur special Valentine today.... good luck

Welcome Angel!! as long as ur here... feel free and chill out...Good Luck.

GP :)

The C0ck Inn
Three college students were in England and were told they had to go to a great old pub called "The C0ck Inn". They went off in three different directions and planned to meet back at 3:00.
Two of the guys arrived back on time but there was no sign of Harris. At 4:00 he came back with the clothes ripped off him and blood pouring from his head.
The guys asked what had happened, Harris replied, "I was walking down the road and I saw a man and woman behind a bush and I asked them, "How far is The C0ck Inn?"

Mrs. Smith has three daughters who are all getting married within the
same month. She tells each one of her daughters to write back about
their married life.

To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly
discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to using
newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let the mother know how their
love lives are going.

The first one gets married and the second day a telegram arrives with a
single message, simply: "MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE."

Mrs. Smith gets the newspaper and checks the Maxwell Coffee House
advertisement, and it says: "Good to the last drop..." So, Mrs. Smith is
happy.

Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there is a postcard
that reads: "ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES." So, Mrs. Smith looks at the
Rothman's Mattresses ad, and it says: "FULL SIZE, KING SIZE." And Mrs.
Smith is happy.

Then it is the third one's wedding. Mrs. Smith is anxious because two
weeks have passed and still no message from the third daughter. Finally,
after four weeks, comes a letter with the message: "BRITISH AIRWAYS."

And Mrs. Smith looks in the newspaper for the British Airways ad, but
this time she faints. The ad reads: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A
WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

Dear the management,

I, the Mr. ****, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:


I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark place that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.

Sincerely,
Mr. ****

REPLY FROM THE MANAGEMENT
Dear Mr. ****,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often visiting other
locations.
You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the
assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been constantly entering and exiting
the
workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
Management

Welcome to JSH... and hav fun

Count every " F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...





(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".


Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.


Three is normal, four is quite rare.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/664630/comedy/

and we till have to live with it ... :)

Welcome JSH and goodluck in ur search...

K

LOL good one ... :)

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.