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I Learned Today
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Never "Swipe to Answer" when your phone rests on the edge of the vanity... next to the toilet.
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The No Meds Experiment
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Doctors get incentives for pushing meds...
not a conducive environment for your wellbeing. 
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The slightest comparison to a past lover was usually when I would see stars...from a backhand across the face...
"Are you comparing me to her?" women don't like to be compared.
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Reworking garden shed
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I built a few metal sheds in my day...first thing you're going to need is a big box of Bandaids...they come in assorted sizes and colors. Next thing, very important, is an artery clip...
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Master .. making me laugh .. did you k now there is such a thing as s nip .. which is s stick on nipple ., it comes in two sizes cold and freezing .. laughing .. for those who like the Farah Fawcett look .. including men who may have inverted nipples . I am surprised a man of the world does not know about such things  
There are a few fake things in life that I have learned to accept... hair...eyelashes...orgasms... but I have to draw the line at nipples... so wrong.
 Only if they are lactating.
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Master .. making me laugh .. did you k now there is such a thing as s nip .. which is s stick on nipple ., it comes in two sizes cold and freezing .. laughing .. for those who like the Farah Fawcett look .. including men who may have inverted nipples . I am surprised a man of the world does not know about such things There are a few fake things in life that I have learned to accept... hair...eyelashes...orgasms... but I have to draw the line at nipples... so wrong.
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I Have No Feet!
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Some serious injuries you did there...wishing you a speedy recovery A rub down with oil is not advised...we all know what that leads to...sore knees...especially if you are wearing a hospital gown.
I landed on something :-) Nice...getting those toes/nails curling in the same direction.
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Topic:
Successful relationship
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It is successful when you are both committed and institutionalized before divorce.
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Topic:
I Have No Feet!
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Some serious injuries you did there...wishing you a speedy recovery
A rub down with oil is not advised...we all know what that leads to...sore knees...especially if you are wearing a hospital gown.
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I'm more turned on by nipples that can cut glass, rather than size.
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you mean its more than many years???  That's ok...you women get better with age...don't you agree, Miss Scepti?  like cheese or wine Max?  Mmmm...I prefer your intoxicating juices. i shouldve stopped at cheese my vocabulary is not as good  Cheese is good...or maybe a party platter.
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you mean its more than many years??? That's ok...you women get better with age...don't you agree, Miss Scepti? like cheese or wine Max? Mmmm...I prefer your intoxicating juices.
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you mean its more than many years??? That's ok...you women get better with age...don't you agree, Miss Scepti?
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sleeping
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Between a pair of dirty pillows.
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I can tell you what I look for in an artificial woman...looong battery life.
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Topic:
Experience
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If I was a woman...
with "multiple" capabilities...would never be too much.
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to men please
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please give examples of when to say that a person is just stringing you along and what do you do about it. thanks Catch me tomorrow, and I'll tell you.
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Topic:
Love triangle
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I am too square to get into a love triangle  This is why geometry needs, Pi
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Topic:
Love triangle
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How about a love Octagon?
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Topic:
sex partner
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I just booked a flight to Scotland...
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