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If you see a pickle jar in her fridge...be very very careful.
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Topic:
Life's funny
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Some pieces are a tight fit...
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Max..you went to a gay bar?  imsure that would be fun. i am curious about the ambience there  Haha..."RamRod's"...I thought it was a Viking bar. 
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Not to be mistaken with no name strawberry jelly..lol..That just gets way too sticky way too fast..lmao.. And no don't ask me how I know..  It has to be spread on a morning muff'n.
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I share nudes all the time...they just aren't of me...Thank you, Tumblr!
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Matches
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the only match ive seen is the one that could actually start a real fire   You can rub some things together and create a spark. stones and sticks like boyscouts max Only you can prevent forest fires, Miss Scepti. 
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Topic:
Matches
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the only match ive seen is the one that could actually start a real fire You can rub some things together and create a spark.
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She looked like she was a couple quarts low...saw her enter the men's room... so I snuck out the back door, so to speak.
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Topic:
is it a bad thing
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Banjo music playing the theme song from the movie "Deliverance" softly strumming in the background
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Topic:
is it a bad thing
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I charge a penalty for early withdrawal... wait, that doesn't sound right.
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Topic:
Stepping Back From Insanity
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Why step back?...I just swim in it.
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Topic:
u wanna feel exotic
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I've been feeling "Toxic" lately..."Exotic" sounds more pleasurable.
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Topic:
Marriage
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Start slow...date one first...then maybe go steady...after awhile, move in together...then, if she doesn't annoy the **** out of you, you can plan your wedding.
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Red for Liverpool and passion  Also the color of a freshly spanked butt. 
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Topic:
Buying a house
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Thank you for all the advice everyone. If it's a tiny house...make sure the tires are in good shape.
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Topic:
Long distance relationships
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Most men like a woman nearby! I've always wanted to date a next door neighbor...never did.
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Topic:
beginner
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what should be the first thing a beginner do here? :) Give us your phone #....just kidding...so what is it?
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Topic:
Does anyone else.... ?
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Does anyone else go through the profiles of the 5'1" Catholic widows that send e-mails starting with "Hey Beautiful, you are very beautiful and cute" and tear apart their profile for them? Or is that just me? Altitude Shaming?
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Topic:
Chatter boxspring...
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What happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas. Unless it's on a memory foam mattress... those impressions you leave will keep talking for a few hours more.
Slip the mattress a C-note, it will forget soon enough. Lmao 
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Depends how much you mean by high earner, if she's rich I'll put up with anything. Especially if she's old and puts in her will that I get everything:) Sounds very familiar !  I'd pick the rich one...then date the poor one with all the money and free time I will have.. win win
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