I have something in common with one of your doggies.

Are you a vet ???

My dogs drool at the sight of food or another dog of the opposite sex

Ve shtill haf hans!

That's how politicians launder money.

Why would they pay that much to hear a known liar speak?

So he doesn't have to answer questions regarding his income to random people and it offers a layer of protection allowing for plausible deniability and scapegoating?

Because he can afford one?

Because it's his gay lover Bret and Bret needed a job since that pool cleaning gig fell through due to constantly being caught drunk and peeing in them, then doing burnouts on his motorcycle in their front yard after firing him? Such a bad boy!

Because a spokesman is ambulatory and teleprompters aren't?

Is there some reason ex president Obama shouldn't or can't have a spokesman?

Do you know if they are a full time spokesman or if this was one of those "a spokesman for Obama said..." where the press assigns the title to denote that it's more than random rumor and offers legitimacy to what the person is saying?

Dental care is important to me. I notice a lot when someone my age or younger has missing side teeth. It's obvious when they talk. I wonder if it's because they don't floss. I floss every single day and all original teeth.

run away when it gets complicated hhhmmm can you be more specific please

I agree, butter on popcorn is gross, whether it's under or on top of it
Popcorn is supposed to be sugared, either with sugar or that toffee kind of stuff.

OMG, I went cross-eyed figuring that one out

Had a masochist cow.
It's cream would whip itself.

C'mon max I'm trying to eat my strawberry short cake.