Haha, and it looks like it's going straight to his boobs!

Then I bet this just totally makes you lose it!

Lol, oh yeah! I just love driving through a residential neighborhood and seeing the old man with wild white hair flowing from his man boobs and his belly hanging over his stretchy shorts mowing the front lawn!

This is potentially scary, I say not such a good idea. For every 1 pair of tatas that wouldn't make everyone gag, there are 10 resting on stomach fat that potentially induce vomiting, and those are most likely the ones who would be taking it off. And fyi, I think men with boobs shouldn't do it either, gross!

Oh man, I've lived in Dallas the last 5 1/2 years and couldn't imagine moving back to that area. Although the one thing I do miss is the cajun food. Only decent boudain I can find up here at decent price is Holmes Smokehouse brand at Kroger and it's still only sub par comparatively. And apparently the Art Studio still does band night. Here's the website...http://www.artstudio.org/. Oh, one more place I forgot about that me and my friends used to like hanging out at sometimes, Logon Cafe, http://www.logoncafe.net/. It's a coffee shop with a stage and music some nights.

Anything to help a poor soul who has to live down there!

The only museum I can think of down there is Spindletop. I lived in Port Neches for 13 years and can tell you for the most part the only indoor activities to do in SE Texas that don't involve drinking are hanging out at Waffle House or Wal-Mart or walking around at Parkdale or Central Mall. I'm not sure if it still goes on but the 11th Street cruise used to be pretty entertaining. Just people driving up and down 11th St showing off their cars. You also may want to try the Art Studio in downtown off MLK. They sometimes have some pretty good concerts there, outdoors but at night so it's not so hot. I again assume this still goes on. Another thing, I'm not sure where you came from but when you get a chance, go to Market Basket and try some of the fried boudain balls. I prefer the one in Port Neches but they're all good. I load up on those every time I go down to visit friends and family.

Suggestion, get out while you can! Unless you want to drive to Houston like the previous guy said, there is nothing else in SE Texas. Well, ok, not totally. Village Creek is fun to go canoeing and swimming in. You can also find some places like the Neches river to do watersports like jetskiing and wakeboarding and stuff.

Sunshine
Robocop
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981 and 2005)
The Running Man
Total Recall
The Fifth Element

Serenity

I almost went to see that Saturday night as a backup plan. But we made it in time for Inception and were extremely happy we did. Awesome awesome movie!

I'm not sure if I should vote against them, I haven't been to a Tea Party yet so I haven't decided.

Funny story about people not knowing the meaning of the term...no offense msharmony....I had a coworker at one of my old jobs who used to have a box of teabags sitting on her desk at all times. She thought it'd be funny and cute to change her nametag on her cube to say "Teabag Tammy". She had it like that for about 2 months before someone finally had mercy and went up to her and told her what it meant and that everyone knew. Ahhh, good times, HR disaster waiting to happen at that place but at least it was laid back and somewhat fun!

Well, I guess it's better to be a teabagger than a teabaggee. Unless of course you like balls in your mouth, lol.

I think it's funny that people call the Tea Party members teabaggers as a derogatory term for them. If they're doing the teabagging, then everyone else must be the ones being teabagged. Last time I checked, the latter is the butt of the joke!

Most of the time I'll just delete the message after I read it, no need to respond if the person is not what I'm looking for. Every once in a while I'll go back and forth with friendly responses for a couple of messages, but then I'll get bored and it'll stop.

Wreath of Barbs by Wumpscut

Yeah, they start out with the highest premiums. But of all the men and women I've known in that age group, I can count about half a dozen women who have totaled their cars and several more who have done serious damage to their cars in a wreck they caused. I can maybe think of one guy who has done the same. Also, what is with women not paying tickets? It seems like almost every woman I know has a warrant out for running tolls or unpaid speeding tickets. Same with DWIs, I only know one guy with one but three women who have been busted at least once. Those lower premiums go up pretty fast when all that starts racking up :)

As for your business argument, you may be right about that one. I'm only basing my observation on visible/high profile companies and companies I've worked for.

Isn't it the skin between the balls and the *******? We used to call it choad when I was in high school. I think the first time I heard gooch was from Johnny Knoxville on Jackass when that was still on. I don't remember when Tosh said it but he's hilarious, I DVR his show every time it comes on!

Whoa, wait a minute there. You mean the alternative to buying 5 dollar water was to drink it out of the toilet?

Well this question would be best answered using the cream of the crop for each gender. Meaning young (early to mid-20s), intelligent, and athletic. There are a lot of comparisons that can be made but here are a few:

IQ:
This would be a draw I would think. For every man in the top percentile there surely is a woman that is his match and vice versa.

Business sense:
This is more difficult but just based on the visible number of successful male entrepreneurs and politicians (and yes, politics is a business), men seem to have the edge in this category.

Athleticism:
Men win this one hands down. There is not a woman in the world who can compete with the top male basketball player, football player, baseball player, soccer player, fighter, golfer, tennis player, or any other sport you can think of.

Feel free to add more to argue for women but based on this, I'd say men are the clear cut winners.