Guys like that slutty, "I just fell out of bed after a roll in the hay"
look.

The way you use it is when person you want to IM is online on JSH. When
they are online and you check out their profile (it will say "online
now" on their profile), it give you the option to IM. (I think you get
the option to IM only when the other person is online on JSH.) Just
click on the option to "IM this person" and you are on your way.

Heck, I haven't even looked at this guy's profile, and he is ready to
move to St. Louis for me! Hot d*mn!

"Sorry to state the obvious like this but I happened to come across your
profile and well going by your profile pic, I can't help but find you to
be a cutie.....sorry I know it's lame but I just had to say
something....and i will really love to know more about you...i dont mind
relocating for love..i have pics on my inbox so i will send them to you
if you want..hope to hear from you soon."

My kids ate all my candy!

A generalization that is accurate? Isn't that an oxymoron?

My older sister was mortified when she found out I have a page on
myspace. She thought it was a pickup joint for teenagers.

I have also added a link to JSH on myspace--do you?

Great going, Frank! Very funny, and true!

Do they have to be a virgin, too?

If she is gone, maybe she deactivated her account. If so, there is no
way to search for her. Sorry! MJ

This is intolerable, really. Just a blatent in-your-face if you have
money, you can get away with things. She could have been planning this
since the last time she got pulled over and was caught driving w/out a
license.

I will keep some in my bedroom fridge. Thanks for the info!

She couldn't eat the food the jail served. I forsee a hunger strike at
the jail, don't you? (I was on a jury once. We were not sequestered, but
we could not leave the building during the day. We ate the same food as
the prisoners did. We'd look out the window and see the defendant
strolling out of a fancy restaurant with his attorney. Now, what is
wrong with that picture?)

MissPuddin: My sister has a 1/2 pitbull 1/2 ? from a no-kill shelter.
This dog was found abandoned at a trailer park, and she would not leave
her pups long enough to look for food for herself, so she was half
starved. She is the sweetest dog alive, and you could not ask for a more
loving pet. Good luck!

He's a dood who knows how to get what he wants out of life! Thanks for
the reminder.

Good to see it written down. Thanks.

Goo

Yeah, if his nose and ears enter the room before him, that's a clue!

Well, Gypsy, don't be so hard on yourself. YOu are responsible only for
what you did wrong in the relationship, if you found something out about
yourself that you want to do better at. You might not have the same
problems in a new relationship. Maybe it was the ex's fault sometimes!

Unless she was brain-dead in those marriages, which would explain her
divorce rate.

Black people often look younger than they are. Am I going to get in
trouble for saying that? I have dated guys in their early 50s, and they
were all self-conscious about their age. Never say you are younger than
you are. People will say, then you look like siht! Say you are older,
and people will say you look great for your age. I'll be 47 in a month.