firstly, i dont blame you for shagging Brandi

but now you have, i would suggest you choose the girl who didnt lay down with spread legs after meeting you 1 week ago.


unless you`re purely after easy sex

should i drink this bottle of vodka, if i open it, i`ll drink all of it

i know that my liver will hurt tomorrow if i do

but im bored, and i know this night will go quicker if i drink 30 shots of vodka.

should i turn my sterio down

busta rhymes probably isnt my neigbours favorite artist

but if i leave it this loud, i know she will go out soon, she always does.

and she does put westlife on repeat as loud as her pathetic sterio will go. not that it realy bothers me as i can drown it out without reaching quater power on my beast of a sound system.

who keeps their penis in their bag?

cut him open, fill him with C4 and send him to dan99`s house

cum on his face

i didnt dislike it but its not great, its very short and there are alot of unbelievable things in it. people walking on ceilings is fine, but women giveing birth in 5 minutes and then being able to run all over the place just annoys me... she should have died, that way there would be no need for the unbeliveable shite.

and ever since i saw avatar in 3d at the cinema, all films seem a bit rubbish. its worth watching, just dont bother going to see it or paying for it

wow, 2 years and only 3 people notice that you left
thats a hell of an impression you leave on people huh?

dont bother lori, mike`a is an ungratefull women who will turn on you when you least expect it.

like a pet lion you love unconditionly who one day decides to guage your eyes out and tear your head off because you just loved it too much





obviously im jokeing, mike`a is awsome beyond comprahension

princess lea should have got naked and just jiggled about for an hour
"playing" with a light saber, rubbing her nipples,

you get the idea


yoda should have been smokeing a bong in every scene


no one else should have been in the movie

i do stalk people, but only people who post interesting or funny stuff

you do neither so i stoped stalking you along time ago

and if you choose to pronounce your name differently from how its spelt then fine, but you should at least tell us, how are we suposed to know you have a speech impedimant

and thats the last time i try to be nice to you, as far as im concerened you can go work in mc donalds as ronalds spunk bucket.

your so ugly, i was just sick out of my eyes

screw you mike`a

i spotted you whineing about how no one said welcome back

thought id help

but it looks like no one likes you mikeA

oh well, onto the next pointless crusade

dont let the mingle door hit you in the arse on your way out

leigon

**** film with some quality moments

wait for dvd or download for free

well this is going realy well

mikeA wont be depressed at all

more please

even if you dont like myka (wich is totaly understandable)

but even so

more please


if i get 4 pages, i will post a pic of myka.. naked

IS BACK!!!

post how happy you are and how life is so much better, brighter and less depressing now myka is back in your mingle lives.



let the shannanegans commence

now im buying a juicer tomorrow
are they powerfull enough to juice steak? because im realy lazy


and
is there some sort of reference number i need to quote in order for you to receive your commision?

i almost choked on chunks of dissbelief

im out. night calleigh

ha ha ha.. fukin ha.

i cant belive how hipocritical some people can be... within 10 minutes

"if we were both 10 years younger, you`d be considered a pedophile"