women think men dont know what theyre doing

men cook the best most awsome... shitefood. domino`s cant compete with bread covered in all the cheese in the house, 2 packs of peperoni ect..

i had 6 fried eggs on noodles covered in cheese chilli sauce and some other stuff i cant even remember. it looked good... i threw it in


was AMAZEING


but canned mushrooms thats a whole new level of dirty

colin james~ mans gotta be a stone

john mayer~ assassins

"with or without, women hurt"

in short, no.

this is a chat site for cellabate people.

you will find nothing here but frustration and dissapointment

if you want one of the people advertised here, you will need to do alot of homework and background checks to find out where they live/hangout.

then get a big hold all style bag, a car with a big boot/trunk

and 2 rolls of duct tape.

really its just not worth the hassle.

but if anyone wants some tips on abduction, just ask. im somewhat of a professional

john mayer~ perfectly lonely

^^^ lol



my sign? "make me laugh or i will kill you"

im thinking cinnamon altoids is a foot fungus of some sort and you should seek medical advice

i have that very same mac





ahhhhBULLSHITEahem a`ha a`ah. excuse me





wow, thanks for that picture you just sent, i didnt know nipples came in that colour aswell





i smell a dirty poet

god darn it, what the shucks. i said nice girls not dirty girls

im not going to talk to you about the 7 differnt colours my ding`a`ling goes while i tug it franticly with an iron grip whilst thinking about animals playing tennis in swimming trunks


you lot are gross

god darn it, what the shucks. i said nice girls not dirty girls

im not going to talk to you about the 7 differnt colours my ding`a`ling goes while i tug it franticly with an iron grip whilst thinking about animals playing tennis in swimming trunks


you lot are gross

hi, my name is Julian Geramy John Woolywillyman

and i`m looking for a nice girl, to talk about nice things on this nice day.

i like volutering at my local zoo, its so nice there and i get to meet lots of nice people.

but i cant find a girl who will be nice to me with no clothes on.
i just want to have nice times with nice girls

please dont be nasty to me, im far to nice and i will just cry candy coated water drops from my very nice eyes.

so if your a nice girl and you want to talk to a nice boy, i will be here waiting for you.

some acceptable topics are

poetry
religion
swimming
tennis
masterbation
cooking
animals
rainbows

i thought it was a realy good film, displaying the passion these people have and why they do what they do.

it doesnt matter to them what the polotics behind the war are, most probably dont realy think about the rehabilitation of the country they`re suposedly fighting for.
no, the reality is that these men.. and women, do these jobs because its all they want to do, call them adrenaline junkies if you like but they are needed for a job that someone who had to do as a career rather than a life style, just couldnt do as well.

altho the real sense of responcibility for the little dvd kid was a reminder of how some of these warriors feel. and the conflict they have to deal with in their own mind.

the film is not about war, its about a certain type of soldier. so dont avoid it just because you think its a war film. those people who watch it thinking it will be a gun slinging action film just wont understand the messages it attempts to deliver.

plumb~ candy coated water drops

i get banned when i speak about this topic


so ill just say this, bill gates is no longer the richest dude. some mexican telecommunications dude has over taken him. hes got 40 billion dollers!!

colin james~ into the mystic

dont talk tough to me. you may get 1 or 2 of us, but we will swarm you like a starchy plague of horror.

i suggest you find somewhere to hide.

i suggest you avoid ALL men who wear cloaks of any kind, but especialy decietfull cloaks, they`re the worst.


another unique write

and for that, you will be first into the pink flesh fryer

thanks for that calleigh

mmmmmmmmmmmmm MELLLONS